# Take the breast test (Are they real or fake?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977 "2001-07-27T15:48:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/1 "2001-07-27T15:48:32Z")
Lots of fun for the guys to take this Playboy test where you try to figure out which ones are real & which ones are fake. Caution, you do see naked breasts. I only got a 12 but I didn’t enlarge (sorry about the pun) any of the pictures. **Link to nudity deleted** [Edited by UncleBeer on 07-27-2001 at 11:52 AM] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/2 "2001-07-27T16:53:29Z")
Goddamnit, handy. Are you fucking stupid? This isn’t the first time you’ve posted links to nudity and porn on this message board. I know you were forcefully warned in no uncertain terms on the previous occasion. What in hell made you think this kind of shit would be more acceptable now than it was in the past? I often get the impression from you that are seeing just how far you can push it before getting banned. You’ve come close, as I’m sure you know, on more than one prior occasion. I suggest that if you wish to retain your posting privileges here, you write an immediate and sincerely contrite letter to the entire staff of this board. And that may not even be enough to save your sorry hide. You are knowingly causing work for us (at a time when we need every available resource for normal operation) and in my opinion acting like a goddamned jackass. You will also receive this message via e-mail shortly. UncleBeer, pissed, for the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/3 "2001-07-27T22:08:41Z")
Someone please tell me that out of the 157 people who have viewed this thread so far, I’m not the only one who just looked to read UncleBeer’s response to the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/4 "2001-07-27T22:24:58Z")
No but the thought of me chastising handy who has 10007 posts seemed pretty pointless. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/5 "2001-07-28T00:27:54Z")
Don’t mind me. I’m just here to read the article. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/6 "2001-07-28T01:09:02Z")
Ok, since **handy’s** link has been deleted, and by reading the thread title, people are coming in here expecting to see something, well, titillating, I thought I’d help y’all out. It’s an old pic, but hey, it’s still a [chick with big knockers](http://www.spinninglobe.net/chick.htm) and that’s what you’re here to see, right? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/7 "2001-07-28T03:01:43Z")
OK, I have to add more things to match the one **Crunchy** brought in: A Foxy Guy Impresses Chicks with his Enormous Cock [http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/bigcock.gif](http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/bigcock.gif) A Foxy Babe with a Nice Pair of Big Hooters [http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/bghootrs.gif](http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/bghootrs.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/8 "2001-07-28T05:32:26Z")
You mean there’s not a test to tell me if mine are real or silicone!? ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-breast-test-are-they-real-or-fake/73977/9 "2001-07-28T08:58:00Z")
Mine are definitely real.