# Take the Colbert Questionnert! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345 "2022-08-09T03:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/41 "2022-08-11T15:14:50Z")
1. What is the best sandwich? Bacon lettuce tomato and avocado on toasted sourdough with easy mayo. 2. What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? Nothing 3. What is the scariest animal? Boa constrictor 4. Apples or oranges? Apples 5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? No 6. What do you think happens when we die? It’s complicated but does involved Heaven and hell 7. What is your favorite action movie? Raiders of the Lost Ark 8. What is your favorite smell? Horses 9. What is your least favorite smell? Haven’t ever smelled anything truly nasty 10. Is exercise worth it? Nope 11. Flat or sparkling? Flat 12. Most used app on your phone? Text app 13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Layla by Dereek and the Dominos 14. What number am I thinking of? 43 15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words. Retired and loving horses cats ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/42 "2022-08-12T02:01:56Z")
What is the best sandwich? The one I’m eating What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? roll top desk What is the scariest animal? man Apples or oranges? both Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? yes What do you think happens when we die? after the various funerary rituals, we decompose, beyond that I don’t know What is your favorite action movie? don’t have one What is your favorite smell? I don’t know that I have a favorite What is your least favorite smell? skunk is pretty bad Is exercise worth it? I don’t know Flat or sparkling? I don’t really care and it depends Most used app on your phone? toss up between spotify and the browser You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? I don’t know, something from The Hu, or Heilung or perhaps something japanese or thai What number am I thinking of? (In this case, me, RickJay, at the moment I’m typing this.) 3.14 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words. can I be done now, or alternatively, fuck me in the goatass Yeah I cheated on a couple and was pretty vague on a lot of them, but thems the breaks ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/43 "2022-08-12T10:37:04Z")
1. What is the best sandwich? **Club**. 2. What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? **Red jeans that aren’t ever going to fit again.** 3. What is the scariest animal? _ **Homo sapiens** _ 4. Apples or oranges? **Apples** 5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? **Yes** 6. What do you think happens when we die? **Nothing**. 7. What is your favorite action movie? _ **Hot Fuzz** _ 8. What is your favorite smell? **_Sun, Moon & Stars_ perfume** 9. What is your least favorite smell? **Landfill leachate.** 10. Is exercise worth it? **Yes** 11. Flat or sparkling? **Sparkling**. 12. Most used app on your phone? **Guitar tuner.** 13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? **[As The Bell Rings The Maypole Spins.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAktlZ_xJP0)** 14. What number am I thinking of? (In this case, me, RickJay, at the moment I’m typing this.) **42** 15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words. **One day at a time** ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/44 "2022-08-12T18:39:45Z")
1. **What is the best sandwich?** Lox, cream cheese and tomato on a poppy seed bagel 2. **What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out**? Impossible to name only one thing 3. **What is the scariest animal?** Tiger 4. **Apples or oranges?** Apples 5. **Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?** David Forsyth 6. **What do you think happens when we die?** We become one with God 7. **What is your favorite action movie?** Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 8. **What is your favorite smell?** Philosophy brand fresh cream scent 9. **What is your least favorite smell?** Vomit 10. **Is exercise worth it?** Absolutely 11. **Flat or sparkling?** Flat 12. **Most used app on your phone?** xfinity streaming 13. **You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?** “If I Only Had a Brain” from The Wizard of Oz 14. **What number am I thinking of?** (In this case, me, RickJay, at the moment I’m typing this.) 11 15. **Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.** Hope it keeps getting better ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/45 "2022-08-12T18:56:20Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > - What is the best sandwich? > LANGER’S #19 > - What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? > SOME OLD BRAS > - What is the scariest animal? > GRIZZLY BEAR > - Apples or oranges? > ORANGES > - Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? > NOT PERSONALLY, BUT I HAVE PAULA PRENTISS’S FROM WHEN SHE LIVED A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL > - What do you think happens when we die? > WE ROT > - What is your favorite action movie? > TREMORS > - What is your favorite smell? > BAL A VERSAILLES > - What is your least favorite smell? > VOMIT > - Is exercise worth it? > YES > - Flat or sparkling? > FLAT > - Most used app on your phone? > BANKING (CREDIT UNION) > - You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? > JOY OF MY HEART by THE FISHER FAMILY > - What number am I thinking of? (In this case, me, RickJay, at the moment I’m typing this.) > 39 > - Describe the rest of your life in 5 words. > NOT MUCH TIME LEFT NOW oops…made it a reply, so I have to add stuff. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/46 "2022-08-12T19:00:18Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > What is your least favorite smell? **The sulfurous smell that comes from a paper mill.** That’s a good one! I have friends in Eureka. Yeah, it’s You Reek-a. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/47 "2022-08-12T21:23:06Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > That’s a good one! I have friends in Eureka. Yeah, it’s You Reek-a. I grew up in Green Bay, a.k.a. the Toilet Paper Capital of the World. That smell was a distinct part of my childhood. ---
**Author:** ![Jaycat.again](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat.again/32/11525_2.png) [@Jaycat.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaycat.again)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/48 "2022-08-12T22:16:40Z")
What is the best sandwich? **Cold possum sandwich on whole wheat toast.** What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? **My computer.** Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? **I asked Brooks Robinson for his autograph when I was six. He said “get lost kid.” So that’s the last time I ever asked anyone for their autograph.** What do you think happens when we die? **I try not to think about it.** What is your favorite action movie? **The Man Who Would Be King** Most used app on your phone? **I don’t have “apps” on my phone. I use my phone to make phone calls.** You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? **Either Visions of Johanna or the slow movement of the Hamerklavier Sonata.** Describe the rest of your life in 5 words. **Reading the Dope and shit.** ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345/49 "2022-08-12T23:13:52Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > What is your least favorite smell? **The sulfurous smell that comes from a paper mill.** I can top that. How about the sulfurous smell from a paper mill and tide flats on Puget Sound? I grew up in Tacoma, Washington. For years everyone that ever drove through the city on I-5 or visited downtown at the right time of the day would smell it. The infamous [Aroma of Tacoma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aroma_of_Tacoma#:~:text=The%20%22Aroma%20of%20Tacoma%22%2C,the%20odor%20of%20rotten%20eggs.). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-colbert-questionnert/969345.md?page=2)