# Take The Death Test.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927 "2001-04-05T15:22:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/21 "2001-04-05T22:24:53Z")
It has been said that I will die on February 27, 2045 at the age of 70 years old. On that date I will most likely die from: Cancer (35%) Alien Abduction (10%) Alcoholism (9%) Heart Attack (8%) Horrible Accident (6%) Loneliness (6%) _sigh_ So close to 71… only a few more days, and I would have died a happy woman. I mean, doesn’t _everyone_ want to live to be 71? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/22 "2001-04-05T22:35:53Z")
Add me to the list of relatively early deaths (ten days before my birthday, no less) … Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 1, 2034 at the age of 68 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/23 "2001-04-05T22:53:03Z")
My Death Test says: May 24, 2055 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (30%) Heart Attack (10%) Drowning (10%) Alien Abduction (9%) Horrible Accident (8%) Third Degree Burns (8%) Homicide (7%) Confusion (5%) The Death clock says: Tuesday, January 11, 2061 hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![SpartanDC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@SpartanDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpartanDC)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/24 "2001-04-05T23:13:55Z")
I can expect to die on: November 22, 2049 at the age of 70 years old. On that date I will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Heart Attack (14%) Horrible Accident (11%) Alien Abduction (7%) Alcoholism (6%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Pity to die so close to thanksgiving, too. And I really wanted to make it to 2050. Then again, no one on my mom’s side dies till they hit 90, so I’m not giving this much creedence. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/25 "2001-04-05T23:24:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > \*\*So, the spark tells me I’ve got till Dec 24, 2041, age 74. > Deathclock Gives me july 25, 2058, or about 91 if my math holds up. > > And here I was shooting for 103, darn. > \*\* OMG… According to The Spark, we’ll die on the same day. How romantic! 😃 Love you, darling! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/26 "2001-04-05T23:36:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juliana \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > > \*\*So, the spark tells me I’ve got till Dec 24, 2041, age 74. > > Deathclock Gives me july 25, 2058, or about 91 if my math holds up. > > > > And here I was shooting for 103, darn. > > \*\* > > OMG… > > According to The Spark, we’ll die on the same day. > > How romantic! 😃 > > Love you, darling! \*\* Boy, Christmas is going to suck in 2041 for the kids. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/27 "2001-04-06T00:27:49Z")
Well I took it back in high school and it told me that I was going to die at the ripe old age of\*\*\* 18!\*\*\* That’s right, yours truely was supposed to kick the bucket the day before his senior prom! **Take that Death!** and another thi ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/28 "2001-04-06T00:38:08Z")
June 9, 2039. For those of you who are counting, that will be the month Superman turns 100. Kick _ass_. ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927/29 "2001-04-06T00:52:25Z")
_clutching left arm while slipping into the night_… Damn you, [theSpark.com](http://theSpark.com)! Damn you! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-death-test/60927.md?page=1)