# Take the Gender Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 2, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854 "2001-02-02T13:19:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/21 "2001-02-02T17:25:55Z")
It all adds up… You are definitely a man!Well than i look like one and act like one. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/22 "2001-02-02T17:34:54Z")
Definitly a male. I got the porn star wrong for my gender, but I think that has more to do with the fact that I’m black and consider a slot machines something you stick something into. I didn’t even answer the Canadian one. Is that something a man would do? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/23 "2001-02-02T17:36:01Z")
Oh no! I am so ashamed…Apparently I am a man also. This means not only am I a tranvestite, but I am the winner of the “Smallest Penis” award! I tried meauring and all I can figure is I’m hung like a gnat. \ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/24 "2001-02-02T17:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Oh no! I am so ashamed…Apparently I am a man also. This means not only am I a tranvestite, but I am the winner of the “Smallest Penis” award! I tried meauring and all I can figure is I’m hung like a gnat. > > \ \*\* OMG, **TM** , that had me falling out of the chair, I laughed so hard! I just have one question… Is this going to change the Sushi/Graveyard road trip in any way?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/25 "2001-02-02T17:46:08Z")
I’m a MAN, baby! That should come as a considerable surprise to any number of people with whom I’ve…interacted. **racerx** is ahead of me, though…I have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old boy. Neener. Neener. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/26 "2001-02-02T17:50:04Z")
I’ll just need a little time to work on this whole “peeing standing up” thing without socking my socks in the process. But hey, I guess it means I can drink lots of beer with pride now…(no green tea for me. TheSpark says I’m a man…bring me one of those great big oil cans of beer and keep em coming!) And openly leer at women instead of my previous furitive glances…hey this may not be so bad after all 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/27 "2001-02-02T17:50:21Z")
Oh my. Although I am so ungirllike compared to the majority around me, it figured me out! I AM WOMAN!!! raar! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/28 "2001-02-02T17:53:44Z")
Oops, that should have read “soaking my socks”… - Note to self…Proof-read you moron\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/29 "2001-02-02T18:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey! I’m definitely a woman too! Good thing, or I wouldn’t know what to do with all this cleavage. What are ya tryin’ to say, Geobabe? That men don’t know what to do with cleavage? Come on over here and let me give you a little demonstration. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/30 "2001-02-02T18:33:26Z")
Wow. Apparently, I am a man. On the bright side, my dad will have the son he’s always wanted. But Mr. Jeannie is going to be quite shocked by this. I’ll have to break it to him gently. Does this mean I can fart and belch and scratch myself in public with no shame? Being a man is going to be so cool! ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/31 "2001-02-02T18:36:48Z")
I’m a woman. Wow, this test must be totally backwards. That little slider bar was right in the middle though, so… Oh well… ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/32 "2001-02-02T18:48:19Z")
I’m a MAN! _dun dun dun dun DUN_ A FULL-GROWN man! _dun dun dun dun DUN_ That’s what I AM! _dun dun dun dun DUN_ Not unless they’ve seriously revised the definitions, no. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/33 "2001-02-02T19:02:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Hey! I’m definitely a woman too! Good thing, or I wouldn’t know what to do with all this cleavage. > > What are ya tryin’ to say, Geobabe? That men don’t know what to do with cleavage? Come on over here and let me give you a little demonstration. \*\* Unc, I hate to do this to ya, but that was **Sunshine** who said that. I definitely know what to do with my cleavage even if I am a man. FTR, I know what to do with the other girl-bits I have, too. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/34 "2001-02-02T19:08:36Z")
It seems that I, too, am a man. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/35 "2001-02-02T19:23:28Z")
Snort! Ptooey! Guy. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/36 "2001-02-02T19:29:26Z")
Apparently, it is _sooo_ obvious I’m a dude. Funny, you’d think I would have noticed that dangly bit between my legs. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/37 "2001-02-02T19:36:42Z")
Another correct guess here. ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/38 "2001-02-02T19:37:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pldennison \* > \*\*Weird. It told me I am definitely a man (which I am). Then it gave examples of the differences between how men and women answer some of the questions–and for every single one, I had chosen the answers they say that women prefer. \*\* Ditto for me. Oh and yes I’m also male. ---
**Author:** ![Tabeitha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b3f665/32.png) [@Tabeitha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabeitha)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/39 "2001-02-02T20:23:56Z")
If I’m a man, I really need a name change! Here is what it said at the end of mine (after telling me I was fucked up) Did you know that men are more likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are more likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms. Well I guess I am a man, "cause I said it was retarded, I picked bleeding to death, and I wanted white over blue. There you go. It’s proven I must be a man! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854/40 "2001-02-02T20:38:22Z")
I’m a man. No wonder giving birth felt like taking a really big shit…they must’ve pulled ToddlerNym out of my ass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-gender-test/52854.md?page=3)