# Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142 "2012-01-11T06:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jim\_B](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jim_b/32/4338_2.png) [@Jim\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_B)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/1 "2012-01-11T06:49:55Z")
Do you sometimes feel insecure in your heterosexuality? Do gay friends sometimes tease you about it? Do people wonder how you ever got that way? Take the [Heterosexual Questionnaire](http://www.burgy.50megs.com/hetero.htm). πŸ™‚ [Here](http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/quest.html)’s a larger-type version. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/2 "2012-01-11T07:00:33Z")
OK, that would have been amusingly absurd, if it weren’t for the sad fact that so many people wouldn’t consider the analogous questionnaire absurd. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/3 "2012-01-11T07:03:59Z")
Fabulous!!! ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/4 "2012-01-11T07:29:54Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Fabulous!!! Well, you would say that, with a name Enola Gay. But the questionnaire linked in the OP is making me doubt my heterosexuality – should I really leave my spouse after 35 years and try to find the right man for me? ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/5 "2012-01-11T07:42:53Z")
I really do love the first question: β€œ1Β· What do you think caused your heterosexuality?” ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/6 "2012-01-11T15:05:19Z")
> [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](#): > > I really do love the first question: > β€œ1Β· What do you think caused your heterosexuality?” Easy: Harrison Ford as Han Solo :):)πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/7 "2012-01-11T15:08:26Z")
β€œ2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?” Summer of 1982. Summer camp. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/8 "2012-01-12T05:33:56Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Easy: Harrison Ford as Han Solo :):)πŸ™‚ With me it was Princess Leia in a metal bikini. ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/9 "2012-01-12T06:22:26Z")
Fun whoosh quiz. I may just print it out and present it to some of my more homophobic/conservative friends /Hetero here //Gay brother, whom I love ///Gay cousin, Air Force all-star, who just came out after the end of DADT ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-heterosexual-questionnaire/609142/10 "2012-01-12T16:45:07Z")
> [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](#): > > With me it was Princess Leia in a metal bikini. Hmph. Those \*Star Wars \*movies are nothing but a bastion of heterosexuality. Somebody oughtta do something. πŸ˜ƒ