# Take the Slut Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/1 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")
Thanks to our friends at The Spark, I can now go around telling people that I am: 36% Slutty …which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 295,336 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 31% of the world. you’re cleaner than 68% of the world. Won’t my parents be proud! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/2 "2000-06-28T04:27:42Z")
we truly need to ask cessandra now, don’t we? ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/3 "2000-06-28T05:52:55Z")
erm, is a link too much to ask for? ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/4 "2000-06-28T06:06:46Z")
Come closer, beautiful girl… Closer! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/5 "2000-06-28T06:09:49Z")
Heh. I was wondering why nobody was replying. Here ya go: [http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/](http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/) ---
**Author:** ![\_dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b9e5f3/32.png) [@\_dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/6 "2000-06-28T06:11:12Z")
I’m 80% slut. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/7 "2000-06-28T06:11:46Z")
Whaaaahhh…that site is blocked on our proxy server. Apparenly, it’s “adult” in nature…go figure. This sux, as I never have time to do this stuff at home… ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/8 "2000-06-28T06:12:25Z")
[sarcasm]Yay! Another troll![/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/9 "2000-06-28T06:21:56Z")
I am: 62% slutty Over a worldwide average of: 46% Which makes me sluttier than: 83% of the world Which is: Not much of a surprise ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/10 "2000-06-28T06:25:29Z")
I’m 32 percent slutty I’m such a sweet lil innocent 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/11 "2000-06-28T06:32:27Z")
Pepper: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/12 "2000-06-28T06:35:16Z")
LoL, I took that test months ago…I had to answer ‘yes’ to the question asking if I was a guy pretending to be a girl! 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/13 "2000-06-28T06:38:39Z")
I’m 55% slutty…which, technically, makes me a slut. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/14 "2000-06-28T06:38:47Z")
The results are in! You are: 40% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 299,152 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 38% of the world. you’re cleaner than 60% of the world. FACT 829 women agreed with you, and chose “Val Kilmer” as the best sex option of all time. FACT So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple. ---
**Author:** ![Kiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@Kiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiva)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/15 "2000-06-28T06:40:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Whaaaahhh…that site is blocked on our proxy server. Apparenly, it’s “adult” in nature…go figure. This sux, as I never have time to do this stuff at home… > \*\* Funny thing is, it’s _not_ blocked by the AOL “kiddie protect” settings. Yeah, yeah, I have overprotective parents. And I can get around the block anytime I want to, thank you very much. Oh, btw…22% slut. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. \ ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/16 "2000-06-28T06:44:30Z")
I am 61% slutty. What a shock. If GaWd told us what his score was, I bet it would be 61%. I hope more women take this test, so we can find out who the sluts are… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/17 "2000-06-28T06:45:09Z")
I’m 22% slutty… I wonder how this figures in with my 81% innocent rating… Oh and 1 women agreed with you, and chose “Michael T Weiss” as the best sex option of all time… maybe I should change that to Val as well ARGH too many cute guys to pic from! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/18 "2000-06-28T06:54:40Z")
[slight hijack] Hey, I’m 55% bitchy too. I’m not kidding. I’m going to take another one. [/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/19 "2000-06-28T07:09:08Z")
I’m only 56% slut…☹ LoL, sorry man. Although is 6% difference allowable by a twin? 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Niggle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Niggle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Niggle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/20 "2000-06-28T07:13:13Z")
I decided that, being male, it would be fair for me to complete the “purity” test as a replacement for the slut test. The results are in… **68%** pure. oh my. I feel… clean… ugh… -niggle [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=2)