# Take the Slut Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/21 "2000-06-28T07:15:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Whaaaahhh…that site is blocked on our proxy server. Apparenly, it’s “adult” in nature…go figure. This sux, as I never have time to do this stuff at home… > > \*\* > > Funny thing is, it’s _not_ blocked by the AOL “kiddie protect” settings. Yeah, yeah, I have overprotective parents. And I can get around the block anytime I want to, thank you very much. > > Oh, btw…22% slut. > You should all be ashamed of yourselves. \ > \*\* Strangely enough, the proxy server didn’t block the “Purity test” and I only scored 23% pure on that. Will that suffice in this instance? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/22 "2000-06-28T07:47:43Z")
I scored a 28 on the Purity test, and I know I’m a pervert. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/23 "2000-06-28T08:12:58Z")
_squints at monitor_ WHAT?! :eek: It’s wrong, it can’t possibly be… 17% slut! No way. I’m ignoring the laughter from the idiots here with me… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/24 "2000-06-28T08:18:38Z")
The scary thing is I started an almost identical thread within two hours of this one at the 3FMB, and I hadn’t seen this one yet. :::twilight zone music:::: [http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000588.html](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum3/HTML/000588.html) I got 55% slut :x ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/25 "2000-06-28T09:11:31Z")
59% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. Based on the 301,120 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 78% of the world. you’re cleaner than 21% of the world. Oh Dear, I’m sure the boyfriend would be glad to hear that I am technically a slut. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/26 "2000-06-28T11:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m 32 percent slutty > I’m such a sweet lil innocent 😉 > \*\* Hah! I’m more innocent than you - I’m just 23% slutty. I hate my life. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/27 "2000-06-28T12:14:35Z")
45 percent slut. I’m surprised that I scored that high. Lately I am about zero percent slut. ::sigh:: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/28 "2000-06-28T12:53:49Z")
I finally got home where I don’t have an annoying proxy-server site-blocker and took the test…only 27%? I gotta work on that… ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/29 "2000-06-28T12:55:56Z")
“”"The results are in! You are: 54% slutty which is actually more than the average, 46%. Based on the 299,159 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 70% of the world. you’re cleaner than 28% of the world. FACT 14 women agreed with you, and chose “Jeff Martin” as the best sex option of all time. “”" the above of course, has gotten my Spousal Unit VERY excited… well, except he now wants to know who the hell Jeff Martin is and where he lives… ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/30 "2000-06-28T13:08:52Z")
48% here! That was a looooong time ago. A lot of the questions are “have you **ever** …”, and I’m a married woman now, so I’m no longer a slut. I know sometimes it’s hard to decipher male/female here, but am I right in saying that the men are scoring higher than the women (for the most part)? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/31 "2000-06-28T13:10:53Z")
woo hooooo! i’m a certified 61% bastard, and i scored 44% on the purity test. am i bad or what? ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/32 "2000-06-28T13:21:56Z")
Blasted filter won’t let me take the test. :mad: Stupid “Bess won’t go there”. Argh. chrisbar ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/33 "2000-06-28T13:24:03Z")
Cower in fear mere mortals!!! My housemate (\*\* pLT \*\*), determined to beat my 44%, has recorded an amazing \*\*82%!! \*\* We’ve always called him Slutboy. Now you know why. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/34 "2000-06-28T13:32:43Z")
Just hang a freakin’ halo on my head. 17% Slut. I think I’m proud, but I’m not sure. In addition, 47 women agreed with me on Marc Antony, but I suspect many of them were mispelling Marc AnTHony. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/35 "2000-06-28T13:33:25Z")
I am completely average. Yup. 46% slut. Won’t Mr. Golf be proud of me? ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/36 "2000-06-28T13:35:14Z")
I am sluttier than 75% of the world. Yippee! (That’s 57% slut, in case you were wondering.) ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/37 "2000-06-28T13:40:08Z")
I’m 67% slut. Which just confirms what I’ve known for ages. I’m proud to be a slut! PROUD, I tell you! Actually, it was the result of a research project. Back when I was a wee lass, I determined that the best gift I could eventually give my eventual husband was a good sex life…so I practiced. A lot. Eh hem. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/38 "2000-06-28T13:44:08Z")
84% slutty. Oh my! I’m sluttier than **97%** of the world! I’m in the top 3%! Woo-hoo. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/39 "2000-06-28T14:24:12Z")
71% slut. Sluttier than 91% of the world. Now there’s a shock. :rolleyes: My SO would be so proud. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/40 "2000-06-28T14:47:33Z")
57% slutty, sluttier than 72% of the world. Now if only I could find my face glitter… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=3)