# Take the Slut Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/41 "2000-06-28T14:47:52Z")
I have matched the national average. I’m shocked! How can I be average. **Average!** I’ve never been average at anything. (I avoid anything I can’t excell at 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/42 "2000-06-28T15:52:49Z")
36% bastard here. No wonder I never had any girlfriends. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/43 "2000-06-28T16:16:25Z")
"Please, there’s something important I have to tell you… there’s something people have been saying… “It involves you and all those inmates.” The results are in! You are 69% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. you’re sluttier than 90% of the world. you’re cleaner than 10% of the world. 267 women agreed with you, and chose “Dean Cain” as the best sex option of all time. I’m not sure how to feel about these results. Proud, or embarrassed… ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/44 "2000-06-28T16:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > The results are in! You are 46% slutty which miraculously ties the worldwide average of 46%. But you are still much cleaner than the average Canadian. > > Based on the 309,043 test takers so far: > > you’re sluttier than 52% of the world. > > you’re cleaner than 46% of the world. > FACT > 0 women agreed with you, and chose “Conan O’Brien” as the best sex option of all time. So I’m decidedly average, and yet still a freak. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/45 "2000-06-28T17:11:27Z")
The results are in! You are 47% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. ## Based on the 310,302 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 54% of the world. you’re cleaner than 44% of the world ## FACT 43 women agreed with you, and chose “Joaquin Phoenix” as the best sex option of all time. ## FACT So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple. THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS –her face– That’s interesting. I am above average by one percent. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/46 "2000-06-28T17:14:14Z")
70% slut, sluttier that 91% of the world. But then you all knew that, didn’t you? 😉 89 women agreed with me that Gabriel Byrne would the best sex option of all time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/47 "2000-06-28T17:17:52Z")
35% slut here. Decidedly below average. Any ladies interested in helping raise my score? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/48 "2000-06-28T17:21:48Z")
29%! No slut here, and 2, count em, 2 other women chose Joey Ramone! ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/49 "2000-06-28T17:24:11Z")
Falcon, we have to work on your score. You can do better than that. Here let me help you. [rest censored due to young eyes] Viper ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/50 "2000-06-28T17:26:03Z")
viper! how ya been? formerely orangecakes ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/51 "2000-06-28T17:28:09Z")
I came in at 65% slut, though I lose a few points by nature of gender… had to answer the questions about men honestly… and on licking the guy I picked a corner away from his body. But… 32 women agreed with me about Antonio Banderes… I can’t believe that women are so cliche and pick Brad Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/52 "2000-06-28T17:30:18Z")
42% slutty… not bad considering that I’m really pretty shy. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/53 "2000-06-28T18:43:54Z")
Falcon said: “FACT 829 women agreed with you, and chose “Val Kilmer” as the best sex option of all time.” Hells yeah! Dude is a relative of mine, though I’ve never been able to parlay that into sex. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/54 "2000-06-28T18:47:39Z")
Well, gang, I dunno if I should be embarrassed or pleased… 13% Slut :o Sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/55 "2000-06-28T18:59:53Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Viper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b3f665/32.png) [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/56 "2000-06-28T19:01:12Z")
You want to have sex with your relative. I mean Val is good looking and all, but having sex with your relative is just disgusting. Vanilla/Orange - I am fine. How are things with you? BTW, I like vanilla better than orange. Hope all is well. Viper ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/57 "2000-06-28T19:12:32Z")
How can the average be 46%? Where are they getting these numbers? I would think you would get more of a bell curve, with exactly 50% being the average . . . Hmmmmmm. Am I being too nerdy about this? Revealing my lack of a true slut nature? _ponders her possible slut-nature deficiency_ ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/58 "2000-06-28T19:19:31Z")
I am 60% slutty! I’m sluttier than 79% of the world! Yea! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/59 "2000-06-28T19:38:54Z")
Uh oh…I think my ranking as SDMB Strumpet may be in danger. Only ranked 45%. I had such high hopes! If I’m gonna keep this title I’m going to need some help. Any takers? struuter ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/60 "2000-06-28T19:41:30Z")
The results are in! You are 27% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 308,059 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 17% of the world. you’re cleaner than 82% of the world. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=4)