# Take the Slut Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/61 "2000-06-28T19:44:01Z")
87% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. Based on the 315,883 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 98% of the world. you’re cleaner than 2% of the world. ha 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/62 "2000-06-28T20:35:10Z")
20% slut here Oh and 17 women agreed with you, and chose “Bruce Campbell” as the best sex option of all time. I wonder if I can get Bruce to help me raise my percentage? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eposia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Eposia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eposia)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/63 "2000-06-28T20:35:59Z")
55% slutty you’re sluttier than 73% of the world. you’re cleaner than 26% of the world. FACT 141 women agreed with you, and chose “William Shakespeare” as the best sex option of all time. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/64 "2000-06-28T21:10:14Z")
55% Slut. 40% Pure. One of only 113 women to pick Julius Caesar as best sex option of all time. Thank you, you may lick my boots now. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/65 "2000-06-28T21:16:03Z")
90% slut, heheh. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/66 "2000-06-28T21:29:48Z")
I’m not female, but I appear to be 49% slutty. Whooda thunkit… ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/67 "2000-06-28T21:31:59Z")
68% Slut ! I still say this is just wrong. I don’t do anything naughty anymore. I guess that’s what I get for being honest. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/68 "2000-06-28T22:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > 90% slut, heheh. > \*\* Damn boy. Wanna help some of us lower our scores??? ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/69 "2000-06-28T23:00:07Z")
The results are in! You are 20% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 322,771 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 12% of the world. you’re cleaner than 88% of the world. * * * FACT 1,413 women agreed with you, and chose “Bruce Willis” as the best sex option of all time. I’m okay with my slut percentage, but only 1413 women out of over 300,000 picked Bruce Willis??? I was surprised by that… ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/70 "2000-06-28T23:36:45Z")
60% slut ---
**Author:** ![\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/3ec8ea/32.png) [@\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_SILENT-BOB_NOT_REALLY)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/71 "2000-06-29T00:13:56Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/72 "2000-06-29T00:22:31Z")
18%-I need to get out more! ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/73 "2000-06-29T01:00:00Z")
Only 33%? Damnit! I feel like I am underachieving here… ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/74 "2000-06-29T01:08:09Z")
53% Slutty 100% Proud ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/75 "2000-06-29T01:18:30Z")
57%, which isn’t bad considering that I am a man and answered all the questions truthfully without switching the genders. I probably lost points by saying I would lick the guys shoulder. On the other hand, I picked Milton Berle. Figured if I had to have sex with a man I might as well find out if what they say about him is true. I was surprised, six others had said the same. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/76 "2000-06-29T02:42:49Z")
72%!! I knew I had way too much fun in my youth!! Proud to be amoung you. ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/77 "2000-06-29T03:51:39Z")
I was as honest as possible. It was scary. A question would make me laugh… and then it would occur to me… “hey, wait a minute…” and I’d have to clik ‘yes’. The results are in! You are 76% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. Based on the 332,311 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 94% of the world. you’re cleaner than 6% of the world. FACT 7 women agreed with you, and chose “Micheal J Fox” as the best sex option of all time. The best sex option was a tough one. Being quite straight, I took the least manly man I could think of. I’m particularly curious about that 6%. Dewt ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/78 "2000-06-29T04:10:52Z")
The results are in! You are 17% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 333,270 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 10% of the world. you’re cleaner than 90% of the world. FACT 2,218 women agreed with you, and chose “Harrison Ford” as the best sex option of all time. _ **sob** _ ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/79 "2000-06-29T04:25:39Z")
Omigod. Harrison Ford is BELOW Clinton? What kind of CRAP is THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh, yeah, 66%. Pretty bad for an overweight divorcee, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/80 "2000-06-29T04:33:55Z")
70% slut here… John, did you say you needed some help putting your score up??? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=5)