# Take the Slut Test! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833 "2000-06-28T04:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/81 "2000-06-29T06:43:35Z")
Well, I guess it is official–I am 72% slutty! That, my friends, is sluttier than 92% of the rest of the people. I feel so proud! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/82 "2000-06-29T07:32:36Z")
\*\*Oh my… \*\* 74% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%. Based on the 338,238 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 93% of the world. you’re cleaner than 7% of the world. My family would be so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/83 "2000-07-04T20:11:17Z")
As a good Christian girl, I got 37% slut. ---
**Author:** ![Spnstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Spnstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spnstr)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/84 "2000-07-14T19:05:51Z")
This is my first post. Seems like a harmless way to introduce myself. The results are in! You are: 13% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 652,816 test takers so far: you’re sluttier than 3% of the world. you’re cleaner than 97% of the world. FACT 1,755 women agreed with you, and chose “Jude Law” as the best sex option of all time. NOTE = I liked him long before that ripley movie came out. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/85 "2000-07-15T00:05:52Z")
12%, I guess for a guy I’m bad!!! ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/86 "2000-07-15T00:25:53Z")
After intensive training in slutdom I have managed to achieve 96% BWahahahahaha … by the way - help me get a movie contract and when they ask at the end of your slut test who you want to sleep with, wrote \*\* Luke Ballard \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/87 "2000-07-15T00:49:30Z")
41% I am proud. Knowledgable, but innocent enough to be adorable. Kiss me, I like it. ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/88 "2000-07-15T05:34:00Z")
53% Slut. Which makes me dirty enough to ensure a good time but clean enough to ensure no awkward scratching the next morning… And incidently, I chose “Me” as the man I’d most like to have sex with… and apparently 648 women agree. Hot-damn! Time to raise that score. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/89 "2000-07-15T05:36:51Z")
::taking notes and writing down names::: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/90 "2000-07-15T05:40:59Z")
Seriousart, I’ll help you raise yours if you help me with mine… ---
**Author:** ![BigBuddha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f1d935/32.png) [@BigBuddha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBuddha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833/91 "2000-07-15T06:30:56Z")
66% slut? I thought I would do better than that. But I made up for it on the bastard test…68% there. I am more of a bastard than 94% of the planet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-slut-test/23833.md?page=4)