# Take the Sparks new Bastard Test!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 12, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669 "2000-03-12T03:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/41 "2000-03-13T20:07:00Z")
Me, Evilbeth and Green Bean are gonna have to toughen up the rest of you girls in this board full of bastards. On second thought, the hell with ya. * * * Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/42 "2000-03-13T20:13:00Z")
The results are in. You are certifiably: 39% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38% How others compare: 3% (same as you) 41% (bitchier than you) 56% (less bitchy than you) Well, I always knew I was a bitch. Now I can prove it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/43 "2000-03-13T20:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by CalifBoomer: > > \*\*61% Bastard & only 34% tard. This should surprise no one… 🙂 (Except maybe that you’re more of a bastard than a 'tard!) I’m a mere 26% bastard, 14% of which is Tard. That means 2% are the same as me, 13% are less bastard than me, and fully 85% of the almost 300,000 people who took the test are more bastard than me. Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/44 "2000-03-13T20:24:00Z")
73% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38% How others compare: 0% (same as you) 1% (bitchier than you) 99% (less bitchy than you) The most fucked up part of these scores is I answered 100% honestly. * * * I’ll buy that for a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/45 "2000-03-13T20:29:00Z")
73% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38% How others compare: 0% (same as you) 1% (bitchier than you) 99% (less bitchy than you) The most fucked up part of these scores is I answered 100% honestly. * * * I’ll buy that for a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/46 "2000-03-13T20:34:00Z")
And if you have a problem with me double-posting you can bite me. xoxo! * * * I’ll buy that for a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669/47 "2000-03-14T00:32:00Z")
I have exactly the same score as **TheNerd**. Come here, Nerd, and I’ll give you a hug. (Won’t comment on psycat’s score because I don’t want to die just yet.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-the-sparks-new-bastard-test/14669.md?page=2)