# Take This Ridiculous Psychological Test.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 3, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230 "2002-08-03T23:05:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/41 "2002-08-05T04:12:23Z")

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**BlackKnight** : thank you! I never knew you could even do that with those spoiler boxes. Cool.

As far as the test went, dead-on right for all of the answers. That was really interesting. I guess the fact that I don’t have a favorite color means I don’t really have an outlook on life… that’s more or less true. I kind of feel that each day, I sort of reinvent how I feel about everything. Disconcerting, but rarely boring, anyhow.

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/42 "2002-08-05T05:46:33Z")

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1. dog  
happy, easy-going, fun

2. cat  
intense, individualistic, mysterious

3. Roomate  
moody, unpredictable, narrow-minded

4. blue  
cool, calm, settled

5. the ocean  
deep, big, fathomless

6. white room  
lonely, wasted, trapped

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/43 "2002-08-05T05:51:32Z")

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Ddn’t really work for me. Ithink my description of “sex” better describes my perception of life in general.

And if sex were the way I describe the color blue, I wouldn’ want to have it.

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**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/44 "2002-08-05T06:48:56Z")

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cat : cute, proud, self centered  
dog: loyal, affectionate, cute  
spider: hairy, ugly, creepy  
red: mysterious, warm, dangerous  
ocean: immense, eternal, deep  
white room: cruel, loud, lonely

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**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/45 "2002-08-05T07:40:56Z")

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and these are my wife’s answers:

cat: independant, cunning, stubborn  
dog: trusting, loyal, loving  
rabbit: boring, stupid,messy  
fish: dull, weak, boring  
ocean: wild, calm,alive  
white room: trapped, curious, alone.

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/46 "2002-08-05T07:59:22Z")

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Here we go…

1. emu - goofy, unconventional, dim-witted. First two are pretty accurate, the third depends on my mental state.

2. dog - playful, friendly, energetic. The second one is a yes, the other two enter wish-fulfillment territory.

3. mosquito - spindly, vicious, annoying. Yep, but then again, was I really going to describe my least favorite animal in glowing terms? Not sure where “spindly” fits in, though…

4. green - comforting, neutral, wry. Almost to a T.

5. ocean - vast, foreboding, awesome. Now this interpretation, I like! 😉

6. room - bemused, slightly concerned, bored. More applicable to myself, not so much when other people are involved…

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-this-ridiculous-psychological-test/122230/47 "2002-08-05T12:31:52Z")

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1. What is your favorite animal and then list three adjectives to describe it.

Dog - Furry, warm, sweet

1. What is your second favorite animal and list three adjectives to describe it.

Gazelle - Fast, strong, graceful

1. What is your least favorite animal? Three adjectives to describe this one as well.

Boar - Ugly, smelly, hairy

1. What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to describe what it means to you.

Forest Green - lush, calm, moist

1. Three adjectives to describe the ocean.

Cold, calm, realxing

1. Imagine you are in an all white room. You are all alone, there are no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe how you feel.

Disconcerted, lonely, anxious.

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