Hey, lieu, could you put away this watermelon for me?
Let this be a lesson to all of you:
never give wine to a bum.
Further searching online has left me with another question: what’s up with all these people sticking jars up their butts to relieve constipation?
Which leads me to this question:
Why did you feel compelled to do further research on this umm… phenomenom? :eek:
Because the x-ray pictures are hilarious. 
Cheeky bastard.
(Why don’t you come out) With your red dress on
(Take the cork out) Mmm you look so fine
(Comeout) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you stuffed it into my behind :eek:
With apologies to Frankie Valli
Looks that way. The AP has a better article:
I saw a guy in the ER who did the same thing, but with a bottle of hot sauce. Texas Pete, if I’m not mistaken. Got the sumbitch way up there, too–I think they took him to the OR to get it out.
That was my favorite x-ray ever.
Well, in a lot of cases it’s not so much to relieve constipation as it is to “relieve constipation,” if you catch my drift. It’s sort of like “I fell on it.”
Bugger that!
A few observations:
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If they can afford that much sherry, surely a proper decanter wouldn’t be out of reach (although, reading a few of the other posts here, perhaps it already was. :eek: ).
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Thats going to ruin the bouquet.
New article (with a picture!)
"GALVESTON - A Lake Jackson widow denied Wednesday that she provided the alcohol that led to her husband’s death from a sherry enema.
Tammy Jean Warner said her husband, Michael Warner, 58, not only had a longtime alcohol problem but had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. . . . His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them all the time."
She said he paid $1,000 to study colonics at a school and corresponded with other enema users on the Internet. Not all of his enemas involved liquor, she said."
“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”
What’s the etiquette if you want cream and sugar in your coffee enema? Do you put them directly down the hatch, or can you mix them first?
When reading that article you need Humble Pie’s Black Coffee and Thirty Days In The Hole playin’ in your head.
Why, why, WHY do they do these things? What is the fascination with items that, under no circumstances, should be anally inserted! Dear lord, every adult bookstore in the world plus several online adult entertainment sites have whole sections devoted to such products! So why are we subjected to x-rays of light bulbs, snow globes, tv remotes, hair brushes, pens, and, on one hilarious night, a hair spray cap?? WHY, for the love of god people?!
“I’m sorry, I can’t find my butt plug, and I simply cannot wait til I get back from the toystore to ram something up my ass. What’s that? My dog’s chew toy? Brilliant!” :smack: