# Take your bullshit and get the hell out of my neighborhood!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 4, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711 "2008-06-04T02:26:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/21 "2008-06-04T15:58:03Z")

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[QUOTE=MsRobyn]  
We are definitely armed. In fact, Airman’s Glock is within arm’s reach.  
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How do you keep that safe from your kid(s)?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/22 "2008-06-04T16:11:07Z")

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By amputating their arms.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/23 "2008-06-04T16:26:52Z")

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You want them to disarm their kids?

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/24 "2008-06-04T16:40:21Z")

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[QUOTE=intention]  
… The key to that game is the “Neighborhood Watch Potluck Lunch”. Paper plates, barbeque if someone has and wants, rotate the location around the different households different weekends, get together and talk to your neighbors. Exchange phone numbers, set up a phone tree…  
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and set up a [Yahoo group](http://groups.yahoo.com/) or equivalent with an email messageboard service.

The neighborhood we lived in in Texas started going to hell in a handbasket a couple of years before we left; there was not just increasing theft and vandalism but lots of door-to-door scam artists, some robberies and peeping toms, and a couple of homicides. Being on the neighborhood mailing list made us aware of how bad it really was – as well as helped the neighborhood nail some scammers and at least one peeper. The mailing list was much, much more effective than the phone tree, even for breaking events like “The peeper just peeped at me and he’s running down the alley headed south! Everybody, try to get a good look at 'im!”

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/25 "2008-06-04T16:50:05Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
How do you keep that safe from your kid(s)?  
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He’s in Texas for the next week or two, so it’s a non-issue right now. Generally, though, I do not leave guns lying around.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/26 "2008-06-04T16:59:06Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> How do you keep that safe from your kid(s)?

> [@Vinyl Turnip](#):
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> By amputating their arms.

> [@tdn](#):
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> You want them to disarm their kids?

That was fucking awesome. 😃

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/27 "2008-06-04T17:39:11Z")

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😛

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/28 "2008-06-04T18:11:21Z")

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[QUOTE=villa]  
Carlisle really has changed then. I lived there from 2001-2002 and the greatest danger I ever felt in was of death from boredom. That’s a shame. It was a nice little town when I was there. Well, except for the weekend when the Custom Compact show was in town, but those people were more amusing than threatening.  
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It’s still a nice little town. We just happen to live on the road between the North Street Apartments and the high school, which happens to be the wrong side of the tracks around here.

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> Is Blondie’s still up and running?

Yep. In fact, it has become the townie bar by default since the Plunkett and the Carlisle Tavern closed.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/29 "2008-06-04T18:21:57Z")

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I was on the first block of East North Street, right by the big Chuch there. But then again, isn’t everywhere right by a big Church in Carlisle?

Blondie’s was pretty much the only place I ever went out to drink. Crazy prices on huge steaks on Wednesday night, IIRC.

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/30 "2008-06-05T14:59:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF]  
In one of the more astonishing developments of my life, Robin actually asked, in defiance of her previously held convictions, how to go about getting a concealed carry permit. I think that speaks volumes.

While I am in principle on board with that, before I offer up one of my handguns she has several trips to the range and some instruction ahead of her. …:  
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If the range uses human silhouettes, take the best couple of shot groupings and put them on prominate display outside the house. That’s a warning that’s hard to ignore.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/31 "2008-06-05T18:16:38Z")

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[QUOTE=cards]  
If the range uses human silhouettes, take the best couple of shot groupings and put them on prominate display outside the house. That’s a warning that’s hard to ignore.  
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😃😃😃

I MUST pass this idea on to my husband.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/32 "2008-06-05T18:35:27Z")

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[QUOTE=cards]  
If the range uses human silhouettes, take the best couple of shot groupings and put them on prominate display outside the house. That’s a warning that’s hard to ignore.  
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It can also function as a signal to burglars that there are guns in your home they can steal. That is a big reason why I don’t have NRA stickers and crap on anything I own.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-bullshit-and-get-the-hell-out-of-my-neighborhood/451711/33 "2008-06-05T20:28:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Scumpup]  
It can also function as a signal to burglars that there are guns in your home they can steal. That is a big reason why I don’t have NRA stickers and crap on anything I own.  
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Hmmm… clamp bear traps onto the bottoms of the targets?

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