# Take your FiOS and shove it!  Fun with Verizon.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fios-and-shove-it-fun-with-verizon/408119>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 15, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fios-and-shove-it-fun-with-verizon/408119 "2007-06-15T13:52:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fios-and-shove-it-fun-with-verizon/408119/21 "2012-09-16T02:58:18Z")

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Have you considered FIOS?

We’ll come out Tuesday between 4am and midnight to install it. Someone will be there, right?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fios-and-shove-it-fun-with-verizon/408119/22 "2012-09-16T03:58:50Z")

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Y’all DO know this thread is five years old, right? And Solfy hasn’t even signed in since June.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fios-and-shove-it-fun-with-verizon/408119/23 "2012-09-16T05:06:33Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> And Solfy hasn’t even signed in since June.

Maybe it would be easier for her if she had FiOS.

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