# Take your fucking trash with you (lame: drive-thu banking rant)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fucking-trash-with-you-lame-drive-thu-banking-rant/365994>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 25, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fucking-trash-with-you-lame-drive-thu-banking-rant/365994 "2006-07-25T18:53:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fucking-trash-with-you-lame-drive-thu-banking-rant/365994/81 "2006-07-30T23:51:55Z")

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[QUOTE=BiblioCat]  
I was at the pool with my kids today, and one little hellspawn (not mine) upended a Ziplock baggie full of pretzel sticks all over the pool deck. His mom looked at it and said, “Just leave it. That’s what the lifeguards are for.”  
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One word: karma

Only then she will learn… lifeguards _save lives_… not pick up trash! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fucking-trash-with-you-lame-drive-thu-banking-rant/365994/82 "2006-07-31T13:42:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja]  
Personally, I appreciate it in the summer when to step out of the car is to risk instant immolation.

And I suppose I have a fat butt, but it’s that way from a general lack of exercise that a once-monthly strut up to the bank teller is unlikely to cure.  
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A-freakin’-men. And not only do I melt when I get out, while I’m in the bank, my car is heating up inside to about 1000 degrees. Sorry, but I just don’t feel like getting myself (or the kids) in and out of the car in that kind of heat.

Also, when I have umpteen stops to make, I use as many drive-throughs as possible (I can pay a couple of bills, get food, and do banking this way). Getting out of the car ten times to make short transactions is just a pain, especially when you have a small child or two with you.

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-fucking-trash-with-you-lame-drive-thu-banking-rant/365994/83 "2006-07-31T22:04:13Z")

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[QUOTE=CanvasShoes]  
Do they think the butt fairy comes along and picks them up?  
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Can’t let this pass: “Butt Fairies” = BAND NAME!

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