# Take your horoscopes and shove 'em up your...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-horoscopes-and-shove-em-up-your/183192>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 20, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-horoscopes-and-shove-em-up-your/183192 "2003-06-20T15:44:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-horoscopes-and-shove-em-up-your/183192/41 "2003-06-25T03:20:20Z")

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Um, that actually sounds pretty accurate…

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-horoscopes-and-shove-em-up-your/183192/42 "2003-06-25T14:13:43Z")

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Conversation killer:

“What’s your sign?”

“Feces.”

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