# Take Your Virginity and Shove It Up Your Ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302 "2003-01-22T22:27:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/341 "2003-01-27T00:18:14Z")
Amen, Tuckerfan. > [@](#): > > Dio wrote: > Virginity is a per se geekwad characteristic Bullshit. “Stereotyping” is _descibing_ people you don’t know, and have never met, will never meet. You just say this stuff, as if by _stating_ it, it automatically becomes so. Like you throw shit against the wall, just to see what sticks. And this won’t stick. Just because _you_ say it, it doesn’t mean it is so. I mean, I could say, “Anyone who uses the name Diogenes, is a dorky loser geekwad. I mean really! “Diogenes” is such a geeky characteristic!” There now. I’ve stated it. **IT IS SO.** Wow! That’s so _simple_. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/342 "2003-01-27T00:24:48Z")
**Dio** I thought you were an OK guy, until you started posting shit like this: > [@](#): > > Priests are mostly repressed homosexuals-- at least the ones that aren’t pedophiles. I’d put priests in the gaywad category. I can’t even begin to explain how full of shit this statement is. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/343 "2003-01-27T00:25:44Z")
Sorry if I offended anyone. At a certain point, I think I was just to trying to wind people up. The crack about priests was over the line. I apologize for that. ---
**Author:** ![Macauley\_Connor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@Macauley\_Connor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macauley_Connor)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/344 "2003-01-27T00:27:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\ ***DtC** , good grief, man, **SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!** This thing has gotten way off track and totally out of hand, I’m e-mailing a mod to lock it. \*\* Tuck, I am not so sure we need moderator intervention here. I would place this under the same catagory as giving one enough rope… to hang ones self. The original Diogenes roamed the land, looking for truth. Diogenese the Cynic may be looking for the truth as well. Remember, young modern truth seeker, if you celebrate freedom of speech, you must also accept the responsibility inherent. And part of that responsibility is to face the slings and arrows of those with whom you disagree. Truth will come to those with an open heart and an open mind. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/345 "2003-01-27T00:33:03Z")
**Macauley** , too late, the e-mail’s already sent, and I shan’t rescind it. There _was_ some healthy debate going on in this thing, but now it’s gotten ugly. Best it’s put down before it gets worse. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/346 "2003-01-27T00:37:11Z")
Go ahead , Tucker, put a fork in it. I was trying to amuse myself with your thread and it was inappropriate. I’m sorry. I went too far. I have an immature streak that gets the better of me sometimes. I thought I was being funny but i wasn’t. My sincere apologies to everyone. I’m an abject failure as a whoosher. I shouldn’t even try. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/347 "2003-01-27T00:42:08Z")
**Tucker** : 6,682 people now know that you: > [@](#): > > FTR, I have a big dick 🙂 Wow, what a thread… almost seems a shame to kill it off. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/348 "2003-01-27T00:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > I thought I was being funny but i wasn’t. My sincere apologies to everyone. I’m an abject failure as a whoosher. I shouldn’t even try. Yeah, ordinarily I’d have thought you were “whooshing” us, but I believe we are usually supposed to take each other at face value, unless informed otherwise. In order to control the accusations of “troll”. Since you are an old-timer (or relative old-timer) here, I thought you would have known that. Yeah, your whooshing skills suck. Treading on thin ice, and all that. But, your apoloty is noted, I believe you are sincere in it, yadda yadda yadda. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/349 "2003-01-27T00:44:45Z")
Ugh. not “apoloty”, but apology. That was a weird typo. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302/350 "2003-01-27T00:46:01Z")
And the number of them who care about that now are exactly the same as the number of them who cared about it beforehand: Zero. I really wish I’d left my pecker out of this. (Yup, I’ve said before.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-your-virginity-and-shove-it-up-your-ass/150302.md?page=17)