# Taking Matters Into My Own Hands

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468 "2001-02-14T16:02:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468/21 "2001-02-15T16:05:31Z")

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Happy Birthday to the Sexiest Old Hag with the rock-inest, most spankable butt at the SDMB!  
::rolls up sleeves, pats lap::

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468/22 "2001-02-15T16:15:22Z")

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I can’t believe I missed this yesterday.

Happy birthday Diane! Drinks are on me when we manage to stage that get-together.

And I do hope you got a properly administered spanking from the person of your choosing! (Details! We need details!) 🙂

Ugly

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468/23 "2001-02-15T20:12:22Z")

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Spanking update -

I got one from my 10 year old (dang those little hands sting!) so it was just the typical, innocent birthday spanking.

I didn’t get a naughty kind. ☹

It was still a great day! Thanks for the wishes!

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-matters-into-my-own-hands/54468/24 "2001-02-17T02:12:55Z")

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Diane:  
It’s been a long-standing tradition in my family to give **Presidents Day** spankings to any deserving fannies, so how about offering up yours and I’ll give you that nasty-ass paddling that you so lovingly deserve?

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