# TaliBAN: The Next Chapter.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-the-next-chapter/72398>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 13, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-the-next-chapter/72398 "2001-07-13T18:13:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-the-next-chapter/72398/21 "2001-07-15T00:01:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AcidKid \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Kaje \*  
> > THEY DESTROYED 70% OF THE WORLD’S OPIUM CROP!  
> > \*\*Now I’ve gotten shoot up my heroin from god-knows-where. \*\*
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> All your base belong to us. \*\*

[FOZZIE BEAR]

You stole my sub-woofer, didn’t you?

[/FOZZIE BEAR]

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-the-next-chapter/72398/22 "2001-07-15T00:14:22Z")

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Dog Wonder, thanks for the C.S. Lewis quote. I’d never heard it before and I’m going to save it.

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**Author:** ![Nothing\_But\_Net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@Nothing\_But\_Net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nothing_But_Net)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-the-next-chapter/72398/23 "2001-07-15T00:26:10Z")

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It’s a wonderful opportunity to go live in those ‘simpler days’!

Before there were indoor toilets.

When ‘Smackdown’ referred to a WWF show, not something you did to an insolent wife.

AIDS was something you got from the US, not a disease.

Religious freedom meant you got to choose your method of execution.

Radio was something you could pick up on an ordinary radio, not a military installation.

Russia looked GOOD!

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