# Taliban TV Guide

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144 "2001-10-12T22:43:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/41 "2001-10-20T03:37:38Z")

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My SO refuses to sign up to post these. Don’t blame me, blame him.

MOvies:

Sarah Plain and Shawl

Paul Newman’s classic: Jihud

and of course

Monday Night Fatwah  
Send complaints to: TMEnzo, aka my SO. in Lansing, MI thankyou.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/42 "2001-10-20T03:58:52Z")

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**(VH1)** - Behind the Music - The Making of [Hatt Baby](http://www.stileproject.com/hatten.html)

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/43 "2001-10-20T16:14:14Z")

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**[sub][DISCLAIMER: No subtext here…[/sub]  
[sup]Just going for recognizable names and easy puns.][/sup]**

You know, this thread is getting pretty tired. Besides it’s been done to death on the other boards:

[list=1][li]_ **Forum:** _ Obey This Message Board![/li]_Moderated by:_ TurbanDiva  
_Last post by:_ Duck Duck Cover

[li]_ **Forum:** _ Comments on bin Laden’s Edicts[/li]_Moderated by:_ NATO Winkelried  
_Last post by:_ (no posts found)

[li]Hi, Osama![/li]  
[li]_ **Forum:** _ Comments on Taliban Retorts[/li]_Moderated by:_ DrManthrax  
_Last post by:_ FireUnderpantsBeards

[li]_ **Forum:** _ General-Qaeda[/li]_Moderated by:_ manhammed  
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[li]_ **Forum:** _ Flambé Society[/li]_Moderated by:_ Al-Jazeera Ike  
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[li]_ **Forum:** _ In My Humble Osama[/li]_Moderated by:_ TVforbidden  
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[li]_ **Forum:** _ Mundane Pointless Stuff Is Forbidden[/li]_Moderated by:_ UncleBeard  
_Last post by:_ Crunchy Goat

[li]_ **Forum:** _ BBQ Cave[/li]_Moderated by:_ Afghangene  
_Last post by:_ CrankyAsAnOldManiac [/list=1]😉

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/44 "2001-10-21T02:48:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Borborygmi \*  
> \*\*3. Hi, Osama!
> 
> \*\*

BWAHAHAHAHA! Too weird!

More movies:

\*The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, So We Shot Him

The Three Bombardiers

Jay and Silent Bob Have Hunger Strike

Dude, Where’s my Burro?

A Ramdan Story

Yankee Doodle Great Satan

Some Like it Hot, Dry and Desolate

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/45 "2001-10-21T19:15:17Z")

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[Taliban SIngles Online](http://citizens.reagan.com/right/WSGil/talibansingles.jpg)😃

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/46 "2001-10-21T20:46:09Z")

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As my SO and I have been saying for a while,  
**"HEY, MR. TALIBAN: Tally me banana."**

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taliban-tv-guide/87144/47 "2001-10-22T01:44:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*  
> \*\*[Taliban SIngles Online](http://citizens.reagan.com/right/WSGil/talibansingles.jpg)😃 \*\*

FRICKIN’ hilarious! Most excellent!

Occupation: None

Income: None

Hobbies: None

Effing priceless. This one will be making the rounds at work tomorrow!

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