# Talk about some of the rotten things you did as a kid

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**Created:** [April 26, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-about-some-of-the-rotten-things-you-did-as-a-kid/579731 "2011-04-26T02:45:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-about-some-of-the-rotten-things-you-did-as-a-kid/579731/53 "2011-04-27T06:06:54Z")

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> [@Precious naughty language from little kids?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/precious-naughty-language-from-little-kids/579138/58):
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> When I was in 2nd grade (circa 1968) we were learning about 'friction". But being a kid (7 or 8 years old) I kept pronouncing it “fucktion”.
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> As if this isn’t funny enough, this little **rooster inhaler** named Marvin kept making a big deal of how I was pronouncing it. The teacher never once got upset at me, but got into a “shut the fuck up” mode with Marvin. Eventually, when I finally learned to pronounce ‘friction’ correctly… **I didn’t !!!** I kept saying it wrong because I knew the little f\*g\*\*t would get his undies in a bunch and make a big deal about it and then get pulled to the side and get bitched at by the teacher!
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> Bwwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!😃

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