# Talk like a fucking pirate day.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 20, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-like-a-fucking-pirate-day/202750 "2003-09-20T03:23:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-like-a-fucking-pirate-day/202750/41 "2003-09-21T10:29:07Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \*  
> \*\*BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR
> 
> Who’s that knocking at my door?  
> Who’s that knocking at my door?  
> Who’s that knocking at my door? said the fair young maiden.
> 
> I just got paid and I wanta get laid,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
> I just got paid and I wanta get laid,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
> 
> What if Ma and Pa find out?  
> What if Ma and Pa find out?  
> What if Ma and Pa find out? said the fair young maiden.
> 
> I’ll kill your Pa and ------ your Ma,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
> I’ll kill your Pa and ------ your Ma,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
> 
> What if we should go to jail?  
> What if we should go to jail?  
> What if we should go to jail? said the fair young maiden.
> 
> I’ll pick the lock with the tip of me ------,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
> I’ll pick the lock with the tip of me ------,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
> 
> What if we go back into jail?  
> What if we go back into jail?  
> What if we go back into jail? said the fair young maiden.
> 
> I’ll knock down the walls with me swinging balls,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
> I’ll knock down the walls with me swinging balls,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
> 
> What if we should get the chair?  
> What if we should get the chair?  
> What if we should get the chair? said the fair young maiden.
> 
> I’ll lay a fart and blow it apart,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
> I’ll lay a fart and blow it apart,  
> Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
> 
> Note: PETA observed that no parrots or other animals were harmed during the previous post.
> 
> ARRR! \*\*

You forgot this one -

Open the door ye fuckin whore  
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.  
Open the door ye fuckin whore  
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Okay. I’m done now.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-like-a-fucking-pirate-day/202750/42 "2003-09-21T10:43:45Z")

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Here’s an excellent [seafarer-to-landlubber glossary](http://theweekly.co.uk/brain/captain_ned_archive/), courtesy of **Futile Gesture’s** link.

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