# Talk Nerdy To Me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 20, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453 "2006-06-20T17:43:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/21 "2006-06-21T03:39:34Z")

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Wow. Just wow. We sure do have some hoopy froods in here. 🆒

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/22 "2006-06-21T15:40:43Z")

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Bump

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**Author:** ![olpeculiar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@olpeculiar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/olpeculiar)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/23 "2006-06-21T16:01:21Z")

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You looking for some action? Come on, baby - call me. You’ve been loose all night, so just call me. You’ve got a really nice rack over there, and if you call me, I’ll go all in. I’ll come over the top and I’ll make you lay down. Trust me, I’ve got big slick with an back door open-ender. I really want you to call me - unless you’ve got the nuts.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/24 "2006-06-21T17:15:48Z")

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C’mon upstairs and listen to my **Royal Blue Columbias**!

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/25 "2006-06-21T17:30:48Z")

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Hey baby, I have an idea. How about you be sine, and I’ll be cosine. Then you can get on top of me and we can be tangent to each other.

Go ahead and differentiate me if you want. My function is smooth and continuous all the way out to infinity.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-nerdy-to-me/361453/26 "2006-06-21T17:38:48Z")

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> [@hawksgirl](#):
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> Wow. Just wow. We sure do have some hoopy froods in here. 🆒

How _you_ doin’? 😉

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