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But how do you stop a new kitten from jumping up and down on your head at 6:00a.m. every morning?
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Well, now, that kind of cute should be illegal.
I’ve also solved this problem - get your new kitten a kitten. Then, they will simply jump on top of one another’s heads in the wee hours. You may suffer some collateral disturbance, but it’s much, much less.