# Talking Urinal Cakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382 "2007-02-15T19:51:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382/21 "2007-02-16T21:03:05Z")

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Not seein’ this as a big seller in gay bars. Just sayin’…

Ok if I were more creative I could come up with a gay bar alternative talkin’ urinal cake… _sigh_ guess that’s why I’ll never be a self-made bazillionaire. 😃

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382/22 "2007-02-17T07:50:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
It plays a recorded message, it doesn’t measure your dilly-donger & make snide remarks, **Runs With Scissors**.

We do that.  
😃  
😛  
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Maybe so but imagine if it/they said in a husky -come and get me while I’m still damp, voice.

“Why hellooooo there big boy”

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382/23 "2007-02-17T09:32:51Z")

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I expect there will be an increase of men pissing on walls and floors to avoid the embuggerance of talking urinal cakes.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382/24 "2007-02-17T13:34:39Z")

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It’s a very expensive urinal cake, that has to have a very low powered pizo electric speaker. They should have sent out little leprecon figures that sit on the urinal tops, to be dployed St. Patricks Day. Don’t be driving if it’s green.

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**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talking-urinal-cakes/392382/25 "2007-02-17T16:05:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
It plays a recorded message, it doesn’t measure your dilly-donger & make snide remarks, **Runs With Scissors**.

We do that.  
😃  
😛  
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lol…

I seriously thought they measure how much alcohol is in you. I dunno, based on whatever is in your piss.

And, for the record, stage fright doesn’t necessarily mean a small wee wee 🙂

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