# Tanning Mom is such a scamp. How can you not love her? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324 "2012-05-18T15:25:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/1 "2012-05-18T15:25:54Z")
[Tanning Mom struts her stuff until…](http://gawker.com/5911178/tanning-mom-poses-for-paparazzi-without-bra?popular=true) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/2 "2012-05-18T15:30:00Z")
Why the hell is this a story? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/3 "2012-05-18T15:36:55Z")
Man, that Night Train sure do go down smooth. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/4 "2012-05-18T15:51:50Z")
Ahhh, another person who became famous for being a moron. And another knee-jerk reaction from school officials for something a small child said that was most likely misconstrued. Fair-skinned redhead gets a sunburn? Ya think?! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/5 "2012-05-18T17:45:35Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Why the hell is this a story? Because humans are always interested in trainwrecks. ---
**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/6 "2012-05-18T18:59:49Z")
I feel sorry for the teenage daughter. I know kids often feel embarrassed by their parents, but this girl really has a reason. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/7 "2012-05-18T20:06:22Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Man, that Night Train sure do go down smooth. Sure do burn coming back up, though. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/8 "2012-05-18T20:38:11Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Man, that Night Train sure do go down smooth. > [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Sure do burn coming back up, though. recall what she looks like and it just might do that. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/9 "2012-05-18T21:41:36Z")
Um…well, I…oh. It’s just that…right. ---
**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/10 "2012-05-18T21:58:08Z")
Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/11 "2012-05-19T01:20:24Z")
Is there such thing as body dysmorphic disorder in reverse? ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/12 "2012-05-19T01:33:08Z")
OMG I looked at the link after I posted…WTF?! Tag hangin’ out…big ole muffin top… I read somewhere that she wants to pose for Playboy. Her poor daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/13 "2012-05-19T14:11:53Z")
That skin reminds me of fingernails on a blackboard. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/14 "2012-05-19T14:26:26Z")
Ugh. Why did I click on the link?! You can’t unsee that shit. Don’t do it! ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/15 "2012-05-19T14:49:22Z")
In case you haven’t seen it [the video footage](http://thefw.com/braless-patricia-krentcil/) of the shoot. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/16 "2012-05-19T18:43:37Z")
I don’t see any teefs, y’all!:eek:😛 Q ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/17 "2012-05-19T18:48:44Z")
NM. See 'em. “What? She has tanorexia?” Hover over the link on her name. If you want to, that is. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/18 "2012-05-19T18:50:17Z")
I say let’s have a reality show with tanning mom and [this, you can probably guess who even without clicking on the link](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1152&bih=749&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=cat+woman+surgery&oq=cat+woman+surgery&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=img.3...392.568.0.658.7.2.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0.bOAbdUfb-7A). (Not safe for stomach contents.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/19 "2012-05-19T19:37:01Z")
Nice muffin top. All that’s missing is the cigarette in one hand and the manhattan in the other. (All though from the looks of it, she’s been sucking them down all day) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324/20 "2012-05-19T19:47:55Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > That skin reminds me of fingernails on a blackboard. Ricardo Montalban would do her. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tanning-mom-is-such-a-scamp-how-can-you-not-love-her/622324.md?page=2)