# TAO Tom Sawyer... Children's book, and nothing more? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 9, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540 "2004-01-09T01:22:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/1 "2004-01-09T01:22:53Z")
Wondering about “The adventures of Tom Sawyer”… Did you guys find anything in it other than an adventure story for kids? I read it w/the intention of finding something mind-blowing. I was let down. What makes this such an american classic? Am I missing some sort of life-jolting message? ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/2 "2004-01-09T02:18:36Z")
Twain did not write stories for children. All of his writing was aimed at adults. What message were you expecting? It’s just a book. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/3 "2004-01-09T02:27:05Z")
heh, clever user name. However, something promoting nature, which I found a bit of, him being a romantic steamboatter and all… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/4 "2004-01-09T04:48:41Z")
What makes _Tom Sawyer_ such an American classic is its sheer entertainment value and its numerous memorable, classic scenes. It’s just plain fun to read. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/5 "2004-01-09T14:18:12Z")
_Tom Sawyer_ is the reflection of a boy, in an era. While adventures are added, Tom is pretty close to life. _Huckleberry Finn_ carries a message so powerful you could drive tent pegs with it. I also recommend _The Innocents Abroad_ as a way to learn about the world of the 19th Century, & still have some fun doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tao-tom-sawyer-childrens-book-and-nothing-more/223540/6 "2004-01-09T15:41:33Z")
_Innocents Abroad_ is a dangerous book. Besides the aching sides caused by raucous laughter, it instils a wanderlust that can get expensive. [Chapter 27, where they torment the guides has me gasping for breath.](http://www.boondocksnet.com/twaintexts/ia/ia27.html) > [@](#): > > The doctor asks the questions, generally, because he can keep his countenance, and look more like an inspired idiot, and throw more imbecility into the tone of his voice than any man that lives. It comes natural to him. > > The guides in Genoa are delighted to secure an American party, because Americans so much wonder, and deal so much in sentiment and emotion before any relic of Columbus. Our guide there fidgeted about as if he had swallowed a spring mattress. He was full of animation–full of impatience. He said: > > “Come wis me, genteelmen!–come! I show you ze letter writing by Christopher Colombo!–write it himself!–write it wis his own hand!–come!” > > He took us to the municipal palace. After much impressive fumbling of keys and opening of locks, the stained and aged document was spread before us. The guide’s eyes sparkled. He danced about us and tapped the parchment with his finger: > > “What I tell you, genteelmen! Is it not so? See! handwriting Christopher Colombo!–write it himself!” > > We looked indifferent–unconcerned. The doctor examined the document very deliberately, during a painful pause.–Then he said, without any show of interest: > > “Ah–Ferguson–what–what did you say was the name of the party who wrote this?” > > “Christopher Colombo! ze great Christopher Colombo!” > > Another deliberate examination. > > “Ah–did he write it himself; or–or how?” > > “He write it himself!–Christopher Colombo! He’s own hand-writing, write by himself!” > > Then the doctor laid the document down and said: > > “Why, I have seen boys in America only fourteen years old that could write better than that.” > > “But zis is ze great Christo–” > > “I don’t care who it is! It’s the worst writing I ever saw. Now you musn’t think you can impose on us because we are strangers. We are not fools, by a good deal. If you have got any specimens of penmanship of real merit, trot them out!–and if you haven’t, drive on!” > > We drove on. The guide was considerably shaken up, but he made one more venture. He had something which he thought would overcome us. He said: > > “Ah, genteelmen, you come wis me! I show you beautiful, O, magnificent bust Christopher Colombo!–splendid, grand, magnificent!” > > He brought us before the beautiful bust–for it was beautiful–and sprang back and struck an attitude: > > “Ah, look, genteelmen!–beautiful, grand,–bust Christopher Colombo!–beautiful bust, beautiful pedestal!” > > The doctor put up his eye-glass–procured for such occasions: > > “Ah–what did you say this gentleman’s name was?” > > “Christopher Colombo!–ze great Christopher Colombo!” > > “Christopher Colombo–the great Christopher Colombo. Well, what did he do?” > > “Discover America!–discover America, Oh, ze devil!” > > “Discover America. No–that statement will hardly wash. We are just from America ourselves. We heard nothing about it. Christopher Colombo–pleasant name–is–is he dead?” > > “Oh, corpo di Baccho!–three hundred year!” > > “What did he die of?” > > “I do not know!–I can not tell.” > > “Small-pox, think?” > > “I do not know, genteelmen!–I do not know what he die of!” > > “Measles, likely?” > > “May be–may be–I do not know–I think he die of somethings.” > > “Parents living?” > > “Im-poseeeble!” > > “Ah–which is the bust and which is the pedestal?” > > “Santa Maria!–zis ze bust!–zis ze pedestal!” > > “Ah, I see, I see–happy combination–very happy combination, indeed. Is–is this the first time this gentleman was ever on a bust?” > > That joke was lost on the foreigner–guides can not master the subtleties of the American joke.