# Tardgasmic tardification treatment **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975 "2018-09-26T20:43:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/1 "2018-09-26T20:43:18Z")
Anyone posting in this thread will be responded to by adding the appellation of tard in some such manner as to affix the offending suffix or prefix as it were or shall I say will be to such posters name in such thread as this is summarily. Sincerely, Mr. Tardlock ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/2 "2018-09-26T20:46:30Z")
Reported for forum change to thread games. It’ll be refreshing to see one sink like a rock in that forum for once. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/3 "2018-09-26T20:48:14Z")
Thank you **Mtardman** ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/4 "2018-09-26T21:02:18Z")
Hasn’t been moved yet, so: fuck you. This isn’t as funny as you think it is. What are you, 12? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/5 "2018-09-26T21:09:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hasn’t been moved yet, so: fuck you. This isn’t as funny as you think it is. What are you, 12? I’m finding these responses amusing, **Sunny Tard**. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/6 "2018-09-26T21:18:14Z")
Maybe I’m oversensitive because the bullies at school used to _love_ calling calling us “retard” and “retarded”, over and over again, but… No wait, you know what? Go screw yourself anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/7 "2018-09-26T21:28:04Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Maybe I’m oversensitive because the bullies at school used to _love_ calling calling us “retard” and “retarded”, over and over again, but… > > No wait, you know what? Go screw yourself anyway. Screw yourself too! **Tardeus, Incus, Stapes!** Jesus Christ that’s a long annoying name to type; why can’t people like Cardigan post here? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/8 "2018-09-26T21:29:37Z")
I think he’s day drinking again. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/9 "2018-09-26T21:32:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I think he’s day drinking again. Actually I am. I am not inebriated though - but I can understand why one might think such. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/10 "2018-09-26T22:00:58Z")
Threads like this only retard the fight against ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/11 "2018-09-26T22:07:41Z")
The intent of this thread is to be offensive in order to show how we shouldn’t be offended by offensive things, right? Done in the stupidest way possible, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/12 "2018-09-26T22:23:01Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Threads like this only retard the fight against ignorance. I can see the validity in this line of reasoning **Tard2B Comprehensive**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/13 "2018-09-26T22:25:14Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > The intent of this thread is to be offensive in order to show how we shouldn’t be offended by offensive things, right? > > Done in the stupidest way possible, I mean. There is no intent in this thread. Sometimes I’m just bored out of my fucking mind and after spending a portion of my day reading DFW I do some strange shit **Tardbert**. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/14 "2018-09-26T22:48:18Z")
Nope. This is a bad idea. Go take a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/15 "2018-09-26T22:52:00Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Nope. This is a bad idea. > Go take a nap. I have lots of bad ideas. I plan to mock incessantly anyone suggesting this is a good idea **Beckdatard**. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/16 "2018-09-26T23:21:43Z")
I want to play. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/17 "2018-09-26T23:28:07Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > There is no intent in this thread. Sometimes I’m just bored out of my fucking mind and after spending a portion of my day reading DFW I do some strange shit **Tardbert**. Dude. If you’re going to tard my name I would reasonably expect you to notice at least _one_ of the following: 1. That ‘begbert’ ends with a t, and thus can be extended into ‘begbertard’. 2. That ‘bert’ and ‘tard’, as letter arrangements, have a lot of similarities that can be leveraged, perhaps as something like ‘tardbret’ 3. _My username ends with a 2._ Also I don’t believe for one damn second that this thread isn’t a reaction to the fact that the person who called **octopus** “Octotard” was criticized for doing so. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/18 "2018-09-26T23:37:45Z")
> [@Ruken](#): > > I want to play. I’d advise against it. This thread is Rutardened. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/19 "2018-09-26T23:47:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I think he’s day drinking again. Lord knows I am, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. Is this a parody of that “other one”? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975/20 "2018-09-26T23:47:24Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > I’d advise against it. This thread is Rutardened. That’s never stopped me. Hell, I posted in a GD thread started by Bijou Drains today. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tardgasmic-tardification-treatment/821975.md?page=2)