# Tars Tarkas Get Well Soon Card thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012 "2004-03-13T02:17:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/1 "2004-03-13T02:17:27Z")
He had his appendix removed. Doing fine. Bored and loopy. **Get Well Soon!** ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/2 "2004-03-13T02:29:48Z")
Dear Tars, Stop being sick, asshole. Regards, Miller šŸ˜‰ For real: get well soon. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/3 "2004-03-13T05:02:15Z")
With you bedridden, I can still Hoshi back. Sucker. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/4 "2004-03-13T06:28:37Z")
Get well or I will dispatch Phlox with many leeches and bloodworms to help you along! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/5 "2004-03-13T06:30:04Z")
Hoping your nurses are cute and playfulā€¦ get well soonā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/6 "2004-03-13T07:13:18Z")
Well, donā€™t _that_ suck. Feel better, **Tars**. Enjoy them post-op painkillers while ye can. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/7 "2004-03-13T17:29:52Z")
When do they give the appendix back? Feel better, yo. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/8 "2004-03-13T17:42:27Z")
Get well quick!! ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/9 "2004-03-13T17:58:51Z")
Heal! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/10 "2004-03-13T18:06:29Z")
Get well soon **Tars** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/11 "2004-03-13T18:13:31Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > With you bedridden, I can still Hoshi back. Sucker. [viva] steal [/viva] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/12 "2004-03-13T20:29:27Z")
I just noticed that and was going to correct myself before anyone else did but you \*\*\*had \*\* \* to notice it first, didnā€™t you? Gah. I cannot believe I made such an ignorant typo. (or that \*\*viva \*\* missed it) Guess thatā€™s what I get for being so self centered (I steal stilled (thoseā€™re intentional :p) her back though, so I didnā€™t learn any lesson. Nyah. :D) (I like paranthetical asides) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/13 "2004-03-14T05:09:47Z")
May all your nurses look like Dejah Thoris! ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/14 "2004-03-14T11:32:20Z")
ā€¦and you -really- donā€™t want that, Tars! Seriously, though, hope youā€™re feeling better soon. We would really miss you insightful (or should that be inciteful? ;)) comments in the Trek threads, you know. šŸ™‚ Iā€™d promise, though, to keep Phlox distracted long enough to keep the leeches at bay. tarragon ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/15 "2004-03-14T18:38:36Z")
Just an appendix? Son, I coughed up a lung, my asophagus and a kidney stone all while running a 30km marathon. I won too. But you know, Canadians are tougher folk, so get well soon. **Aes** is getting a little to smug having all the Hoshi to himself. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/16 "2004-03-14T18:41:57Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > With you bedridden, I can still Hoshi back. Sucker. **Tars** , Ever see that episode of MASH where Hawkeye and Trapper slipped Col. Flag the drugs that mimicked the symptoms of apendicitis? I bet **Aes** has. Not that Iā€™m accusing him or anything. Get better. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/17 "2004-03-14T19:49:31Z")
Get Better Sooner. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/18 "2004-03-14T23:02:32Z")
Thanks for the kind words, i see a doctor friday who will let me know if i can go back to work, iā€™m lying around going through all my movies and books. > [@Miller](#): > > For real: get well soon. Hey, whatā€™s up with the beautiful beach weather her in the Bay Area now that iā€™m stuck indoors? Iā€™d been looking forward to ocean dipping all week, and now i canā€™t! And i know it will be 50 degrees for weeks once i get better! > [@tarragon918](#): > > ā€¦and you -really- donā€™t want that, Tars! Seriously, though, hope youā€™re feeling better soon. We would really miss you insightful (or should that be inciteful? ;)) comments in the Trek threads, you know. šŸ™‚ luckily for the trek threads this happened during the six week break. hopefully i should be back and bored at work in time for the new episodes. If not, iā€™ll email Aesiron or NCB the word ā€œHoshiā€ typed several dozen times that they can copy and paste into the threads. > [@Aesiron](#): > > Gah. I cannot believe I made such an ignorant typo. (or that \*\*viva \*\* missed it) Guess thatā€™s what I get for being so self centered (I steal stilled (thoseā€™re intentional :p) her back though, so I didnā€™t learn any lesson. Nyah. :D) Probably shouldnā€™t try to impress a linguist with typos, eh? šŸ˜‰ (as an aside, Apparently, i canā€™t have sex for a month now, dang it!) > [@Linus Van Pelt](#): > > **Tars** , > Ever see that episode of MASH where Hawkeye and Trapper slipped Col. Flag the drugs that mimicked the symptoms of apendicitis? I bet **Aes** has. Not that Iā€™m accusing him or anything. Hey, wait a minute, thereā€™s pills and MASH DVDs lying around my pantryā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/19 "2004-03-14T23:07:38Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I just noticed that and was going to correct myself before anyone else did but you \*\*\*had \*\* \* to notice it first, didnā€™t you? > > Gah. I cannot believe I made such an ignorant typo. (or that \*\*viva \*\* missed it) Guess thatā€™s what I get for being so self centered (I steal stilled (thoseā€™re intentional :p) her back though, so I didnā€™t learn any lesson. Nyah. :D) > > (I like paranthetical asides) You did WHAT to my back? Her back? You got our back? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012/20 "2004-03-14T23:18:07Z")
Those pills _are for **Tars** _, **viva**. (what?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tars-tarkas-get-well-soon-card-thread/234012.md?page=2)