# Tasering your... \[tmi\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2005, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387 "2005-04-21T08:13:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/41 "2005-04-22T03:58:44Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > A Real Man ™ would be able to piss on the sparkplug of a running lawnmower. So, SenorBeef, are you Real Man ™ enough to taser your pee stream? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/42 "2005-04-22T04:06:42Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I think I can hear Darwin chuckling. When you think about it, there has probably been an evolutionary advancement. Father Beef and Mother Beef were probably zapped with cattle prods, whereas SenorBeef has moved on to a much more highly developed taser. That sounds like a great step forward to me. Forward into what, I very much do not want to know, but certainly forward into something. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/43 "2005-04-22T13:42:55Z")
Used to be all a sperm had to worry about was running head first into an empty sock. Nowadays, it’s quite likely they’ll encounter hungry aquarium fish, a teflon-covered frying pan or get shoved out the spermdominium by a bolt of erectricity. Poor little Sammies. So little vagina, so much fertile imagination. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/44 "2005-04-22T13:59:40Z")
I have a question. **Beef** Did you use an actual [Taser](http://www.taser.com/self_defense/index.htm) or simply a stun gun? If you did use the actual Taser brand, did you drive stun, or did you actually shoot the probes into your nutsack? In either case, it’s chaps like you who keep chaps like me in business. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/45 "2005-04-22T14:14:27Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I hate to sound like those anti-gun folks, but maybe you should have to take a test to own one of those… Not so fast! When tasering your own nuts is outlawed, only nuts will own tasers! Or something. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/46 "2005-04-23T20:57:37Z")
Hey, I saw on of those things on TV last night that you can freeze your own warts off with. Just thought you’d want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/47 "2005-04-23T21:32:54Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Hey, I saw on of those things on TV last night that you can freeze your own warts off with. > > Just thought you’d want to know. Ummm…I don’t think that they’re for genital warts… ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/48 "2005-04-26T02:48:11Z")
I wonder if tasering female genitals works in the same way? No. I’m not THAT curious. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/49 "2005-04-26T02:49:34Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Not so fast! When tasering your own nuts is outlawed, only nuts will own tasers! > > Or something. In Soviet Russia, nuts taser _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/50 "2005-04-26T03:17:11Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > I wonder if tasering female genitals works in the same way? I’m guessing they’re a good bit more conductive. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/51 "2005-04-26T03:36:21Z")
> [@Tracy Lord](#): > > In Soviet Russia, nuts taser _you!_ Frankly, I’m _shocked_ at all of this juvenile humor. Reading this thread has been an electrifying experience about what a bored Doper is capable of. I mean, here I am, thinking you people have a lot of potential … tsk tsk tsk. Although, I have to say I got quite a charge out of some of the related stories people have posted. why yes, I am the king of puns. why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/52 "2005-04-26T04:59:46Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Frankly, I’m _shocked_ at all of this juvenile humor. Reading this thread has been an electrifying experience about what a bored Doper is capable of. I mean, here I am, thinking you people have a lot of potential … tsk tsk tsk. Although, I have to say I got quite a charge out of some of the related stories people have posted. > > why yes, I am the king of puns. why do you ask? I am beginning to wonder what it is exactly YOU are doing with that taser 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/53 "2005-04-26T11:32:10Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > I am beginning to wonder what it is exactly YOU are doing with that taser 😛 Wouldn’t you like to know. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/54 "2005-04-26T11:56:53Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Wouldn’t you like to know. 🆒 Um…maybe…not 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/55 "2005-04-26T13:31:48Z")
Let’s just say I’m taking the Taser of Wit and using it to kill the brain cells of any Dopers that read this thread, and leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/56 "2005-04-26T13:52:01Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Let’s just say I’m taking the Taser of Wit and using it to kill the brain cells of any Dopers that read this thread, and leave it at that. Brain cells. Decreasing. I see…light… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/57 "2005-04-26T16:08:38Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Brain cells. Decreasing. I see…light… :eek: Next little nugget of wisdom: Don’t taser your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/58 "2005-04-26T16:10:26Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > No, not really. My friend got a taser a few weeks ago. So, naturally, we zapped the shit out of each other with it. Took progressive dares to outdo each other as far as which body parts to zap, and how long. > > It occured to me for no particular reason that it might be interesting to zap that particular area while you were… er… finishing a personal activity. I figured maybe I’d discover something new and interesting, and I was bored. > > So I told my friend about it, but he had to try it first. So the next time I see him, he’s not too pleased. Tells me he used it on his nuts, and that it made him jump 3 feet and he was out of commission for 10 minutes. > > So I figured I might as well try further up. “So, if you’re friend would taser his nuts would you taser your nuts too?” “Well, Mom… _yeah_.” ---
**Author:** ![Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ink\_a\_dink\_a\_dink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ink_a_dink_a_dink)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/59 "2005-04-26T19:33:58Z")
Electronic stimulation of the genitals is not uncommon. HOWEVER, a taser is not a suitable tool for stimulation. If you’re honestly curious regarding electro-stimulation, I suggest a visit to [www.pes.com](http://www.pes.com), a company in Las Vegas that specializes in such devices. There are many, many others, as well, but PES seems to be one of the most well-known, and has been featured on HBO, Playboy, and other adult-oriented safe-play shows. I have used some myself, and find them highly enjoyable. Please note - never use electronic stimulation (such as with electrodes etc - this does not include violet wands) about the level of the heart, as it can disrupt the regular rhythm of the heart. Please do reading of what is recommended and not before you try something incredibly dangerous like this. :smack: People have done damage by experimenting like this. There ARE safe ways to play like this, and resources for it as well. Play safely. If you need links or information, contact me off-list, and I’d be happy to provide. Jeepers. Inky ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387/60 "2005-04-26T21:18:43Z")
Has anyone noticed the strange absence of **SenorBeef** in this thread since he toasted his testicles? Maybe the nuked nuts put him out for a while. What if he broke his balls? :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasering-your-tmi/300387.md?page=4)