# Tassimo Coffee Bot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981 "2010-12-31T19:54:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981/1 "2010-12-31T19:54:43Z")

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This guy, here:

[http://www.tassimodirect.com/tassimo/brewbot/?keycode=852597](http://www.tassimodirect.com/tassimo/brewbot/?keycode=852597)

Does it piss y’all off that this thing doesn’t do what the commercial shows?

Does _me_.:mad:

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981/2 "2010-12-31T20:31:54Z")

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Yes. I can make the damn coffee myself. I want a robot.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981/3 "2010-12-31T21:40:35Z")

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You mean yours doesn’t do that? Must be defective.

The real fun is watching it follow my roomba around.

ETA: Naa…I don’t have either…but it would be fun.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981/4 "2010-12-31T21:46:45Z")

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And the coffee comes out of his mechanical Schwanzstucker; who thought that up?

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tassimo-coffee-bot/565981/5 "2011-01-01T02:30:07Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> You mean yours doesn’t do that? Must be defective.
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> The real fun is watching it follow my roomba around.
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> ETA: Naa..I don’t have either..but it would be fun.

I’ve caught mine humping the Roomba.