# Tasteless Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755 "2002-12-10T13:35:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/1 "2002-12-10T13:35:40Z")
Inspired by a bit of spam this morning… Bukkake–my love Expressed by wang juice. To watch Face Jello is good. Feel free to add. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/2 "2002-12-10T16:19:50Z")
Amateur Hardcore! Watch her guzzle loads of Jizz! Free passwords aren’t free. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/3 "2002-12-10T16:37:34Z")
From my Livejournal (DON’T ASK!) Trying to suprise someone in the bathroom… Bowels quick and loose Flowing like endless rivers Is better upwind Reflecting on the zen of squirrels and ninja… Bouncing forest friend A Companion for ninja Yet disgusting raw On working in a lab… and thus washing your hands 30-50 times a day. Sunset of red blood Cuticle cracked and peeling Paper-cut hurts Less ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/4 "2002-12-10T16:47:14Z")
Discount live porn site: 18-year old nympho sluts Awfully wrinkly… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/5 "2002-12-10T17:24:48Z")
Inappropriate uses for muffins? You bet! poppinfresh dot com. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/6 "2002-12-10T17:33:17Z")
Sweet girl, you love dog Schlong so much I can join your Site for free. Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/7 "2002-12-10T20:30:34Z")
Unf unf unf unf unf, Unf unf unf unf unf unf unf, Unf unf unf UNF ahhhhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/8 "2002-12-10T21:51:59Z")
Xanax (palindrome) The benzodiazepine I choose to abuse Me and Winona Doing some prescription drugs No shopping today ---
**Author:** ![dougs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@dougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougs)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/9 "2002-12-10T22:19:02Z")
My wife used to say That my Gentleman’s Relish smelt of anchovies. Spread thinly on toast Was never as much fun as Spread thick on her face. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/10 "2002-12-10T22:22:24Z")
On the Internet, “Kiss my ass” is no insult - No, it’s a come-on. Spam, feh! If I want To see a girl suck huge cock, I can just look down! ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/11 "2002-12-10T22:23:19Z")
People, could you please explain to me what a Haiku is? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/12 "2002-12-10T22:26:56Z")
Slortar, you set the bar way too high with that fine one in the OP. High technology; most common use; used to watch young teens buttfucking ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/13 "2002-12-10T22:38:21Z")
**Ryan** a haiku is a poem consisting of three lines, with five syllables in the first and third and seven syllables in the second. They don’t have to be about porn, although most of them are. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mallen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@mallen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallen)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/14 "2002-12-10T22:38:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \* > \*\*People, could you please explain to me what a Haiku is? \*\* This might help [http://www.lsi.usp.br/usp/rod/poet/haiku.html](http://www.lsi.usp.br/usp/rod/poet/haiku.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/15 "2002-12-10T22:40:55Z")
Thanx guys appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/16 "2002-12-10T23:26:14Z")
Here I sit alone Pants down, no one can see me But then the door opens… ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/17 "2002-12-11T00:17:20Z")
**Blackeyes** takes the cake! ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/18 "2002-12-11T00:34:59Z")
I don’t want to see teen sluts taking midget cock on my monitor ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/19 "2002-12-11T01:04:16Z")
while choking chicken money shot on the keyboard enter key now stuck ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/20 "2002-12-11T01:04:49Z")
Well, this [this](http://www.dapcentral.org/zen/haiku.html) certainly isn’t tasteful, so it must qualify. A sample: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap On a crap cracker. SAFE! Ha Cha cha, delicious. love. hate. good. evil. donkey spirit in harmony. leech. crash. turn the wheel. i like my new room the men in white coats are nice sleeves are too tight though [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755.md?page=2)