# Tasteless Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755 "2002-12-10T13:35:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/41 "2002-12-12T02:32:39Z")
online porn beckons if only I could reload as fast as my screen ---
**Author:** ![Young\_Mr.Grace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e47c2d/32.png) [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/42 "2002-12-12T17:07:29Z")
Dogs, horses, rhinos 4 legged creatures galore I think I need help ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/43 "2002-12-12T19:23:05Z")
Don’t show me the site Animal porn is not right Make the bad man stop. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/44 "2002-12-12T19:24:14Z")
Crap… Don’t show me that site, Mommy make the bad man stop Emu porn’s not right ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/45 "2002-12-12T19:37:33Z")
Fellating John Holmes, Boy, he’s got a big dick, eh? (does she know he’s dead?) ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/46 "2002-12-12T19:39:25Z")
Cunnilingus-san, my favorite word today, but not on the rag ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/47 "2002-12-12T19:41:26Z")
what’s that in her twat? something hard, white, and not right– Oh. I found my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/48 "2002-12-12T19:45:16Z")
“Multiple orgasms,” I promised at the bar. Sorry 'bout quickie. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/49 "2002-12-12T19:48:55Z")
Masturbationist: watch; stroke; smile; stroke; jerk; spray; wipe Never lasts for long. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Xex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Captain\_Xex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Xex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/50 "2002-12-12T19:56:02Z")
Family unites Four brothers and four uncles Prized daughter: holes torn ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/51 "2002-12-12T20:25:25Z")
Unemployment calls Computer Geeks turned sluths Have tracked this thread ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/52 "2002-12-12T20:56:13Z")
Incest is the best Put your sisters to the test Nice family game Sis, bro, and mom try Impotent Dad simply cires What a stupid game. (by parker brothers) ---
**Author:** ![Young\_Mr.Grace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e47c2d/32.png) [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/53 "2002-12-12T21:08:28Z")
I open Playboy Page 19, good article page stuck to next one ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/54 "2002-12-12T21:08:33Z")
Stop Feeding the cells! Yes I know it’s high protein, No spooge in the flask! (bio geek thing… Using ‘love juice’ as a cell culture substitute) Some cry with spilt milk You spill b-virus on your pants You won’t cry for long ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/55 "2002-12-12T21:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > **Ryan a haiku is a poem consisting of three lines, with five syllables in the first and third and seven syllables in the second.** Or, to put it another way: Haiku: poetry Line two, seven syllables Five on lines one, three Er… sorry, that’s the best I can do on short notice. I know, it’s not even dirty. Let’s see… Bamboo shaft, strong, hard Wet with lotus flower dew Those lucky fuckers ---
**Author:** ![Young\_Mr.Grace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e47c2d/32.png) [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/56 "2002-12-12T21:23:25Z")
I think we’ve pretty much run the gamut on all things sexual but here goes: One thing me likie: Female ejaculation When I am thirsty ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/57 "2002-12-13T01:16:13Z")
The sly theif has struck. Endangering my feces. Turdburglar. No shit. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/58 "2002-12-13T01:24:54Z")
**dinahmoe** , that rocks I am rolling on the floor, tears stream down my face. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/59 "2002-12-13T01:30:04Z")
Add me to the list of those rolling on the floor laughing till it hurts. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755/60 "2002-12-13T01:47:43Z")
Right now, I’m blushing. You people like my poop joke. Mom would be so proud. Thanks!🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasteless-haiku/141755.md?page=2)