# Tasty treat I'm taking to my holiday party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966 "2004-12-09T18:30:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966/1 "2004-12-09T18:30:07Z")

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Next week is our holiday party. Everyone is expected to bring something to eat. Normally I get bored and just bring chips. This time however, I want something different. Something along the lines of [this!](http://www.wackyzoo.com/p0443.shtml)

This looks quite tasty frankly and I can’t wait to see how the others in the office respond to it. However, I need a bit of help. Since this is normally a halloween dish and not a holiday one I wanted to make it a bit more festive.

For starters instead of just tootsie rolls I was going to use a mix of red and green laffy taffy to make red and green poop. I’d also like to see if I can find something like edible tinsel. But I can’t seem to find any. Maybe someone knows of a way to make it. The best I can come up with is silver cake icing.

I like how the [cat is](http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1997/kitty.html) looking at the cake here. Wonder if my co-workers will eat any of it. Hey if’ve you’ve got any other gross ideas for the cake let me know. The grosser the better, more for me to eat!

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966/2 "2004-12-09T18:57:40Z")

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Um, are you sure this will be okay for you to do? I had a person a few years back who said she was going to bring on in for an office lunch and I had to tell her absolutely not. She couldn’t understand why on earth such a dish would not be acceptable to bring for a corporate event.

I guess it depends where you work but bringing in faux-feces cake would not be a wise career move at my office. YMMV.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966/3 "2004-12-09T19:03:13Z")

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This is a delicious and funny dessert, terrific for Halloween parties!

Unfortunately, it’s not Halloween, and this is just remarkably tasteless.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966/4 "2004-12-09T19:38:45Z")

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Your call on how cow-orkers will react. The last office environment I was in would have had a hoot over it-we were a bunch of sick puppies, anyway. 😉

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**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tasty-treat-im-taking-to-my-holiday-party/278966/5 "2004-12-09T22:22:58Z")

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Ewww, that’s just disgusting :dubious:
