# Tawny Kitaen Enters Rehab -- But Why Does She Have George Bush's Face on her Stomache **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810 "2006-12-19T18:38:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/1 "2006-12-19T18:38:06Z")
i swear, I looked at this picture for a cvouple of minutes before I realized that those weren’t her legs – they were her husband’s arms. I couldn’t figure out what a male face was doing superimposed on her stomache. And in reduced form, it looked like our CinC. I notice they name her role in **Bachelor Party** , but not a word about her starring role in **The Adventures of Gwendolyne in the Land of the Yik-Yak**. Priorities, people! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/2 "2006-12-19T18:39:00Z")
Sorry, just looks like a blank gray space to me. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/3 "2006-12-19T18:45:01Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I notice they name her role in **Bachelor Party** , but not a word about her starring role in **The Adventures of Gwendolyne in the Land of the Yik-Yak**. Priorities, people! [/QUOTE] She’ll always be the co-host of _America’s Funniest People_ in my heart. Fast as fast can be, you’ll never catch me! ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/4 "2006-12-19T18:53:27Z")
To explicitly ask what **Ethilrist** hinted at, link please? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/5 "2006-12-19T18:58:45Z")
[Link](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_en_mo/people_tawny_kitaen). Even with the explanation, it took me a minute to make sense of the image. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/6 "2006-12-19T18:59:52Z")
Damn! Sorry about that: [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap\_en\_tv/people\_tawny\_kitaen](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_en_tv/people_tawny_kitaen) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/7 "2006-12-19T18:59:52Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] To explicitly ask what **Ethilrist** hinted at, link please? [/QUOTE] It’s like something from an Arnold Schwarzenneger movie gone [horribly awry.](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_en_tv/people_tawny_kitaen) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/8 "2006-12-19T19:00:59Z")
That’s a highly misleading headline: “_Actress_ enters drug rehab program.” ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/9 "2006-12-19T19:32:03Z")
She’ll always be Whitesnake’s groupie to me…Or was it Great White? I get all those big hair bands confused. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/10 "2006-12-19T19:35:44Z")
Damn. she’s got hairy legs 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/11 "2006-12-19T19:50:05Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] She’ll always be Whitesnake’s groupie to me…Or was it Great White? I get all those big hair bands confused. [/QUOTE] That’d be Whitesnake. Named for David Coverdale’s wang. Man, the tackiness of the 80’s cannot be overestimated, can it? ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/12 "2006-12-19T20:10:03Z")
What Zelie read: “Tawny kitten Enters Rehab – But Why Does She Have George Bush’s Face on her Stomache” _thinks_ OMFG they have drug-addicted cats over there??? And…what? Dubya? On the kitty fur? DAYUM those Americans are strange… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/13 "2006-12-19T20:26:51Z")
I think if any woman finds Dubya’s face on her abdomen, entering rehab is the LEAST she should do. Plus, Laura ain’t gonna like it … ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/14 "2006-12-19T20:30:25Z")
Tawny, Tawny, Tawny. The booze and drugs are just to fill the emptiness that only I can fill. Give them up and come to me. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/15 "2006-12-19T20:37:31Z")
[QUOTE=Khadaji] Tawny, Tawny, Tawny. The booze and drugs are just to fill the emptiness that only I can fill. Give them up and come to me. [/QUOTE] I’d stay away from her. Remember, she got arrested for beating MLB pitcher Chuck Finley during their marriage. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/16 "2006-12-19T20:40:00Z")
[QUOTE=brianjedi] I’d stay away from her. Remember, she got arrested for beating MLB pitcher Chuck Finley during their marriage. [/QUOTE] Is that meant to scare me away…or entice me more? ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/17 "2006-12-19T20:46:06Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] Is that meant to scare me away…or entice me more? [/QUOTE] That depends. Finley’s 6’6" and 214, and she kicked the crap out of him, so a smaller man would be an easier target. If you’re in to that… I don’t understand you and don’t really care to. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/18 "2006-12-20T03:29:55Z")
IIRC, she kicked him with spike heels while he was driving. Isn’t that him in the picture? It seems to me I remember it from an old Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/19 "2006-12-20T06:55:38Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] I think if any woman finds Dubya’s face on her abdomen, entering rehab is the LEAST she should do. Plus, Laura ain’t gonna like it … [/QUOTE] Even if it was Laura’s abdomen… ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/20 "2006-12-20T16:01:04Z")
I guess nobody remembers [He still wins but it’s not a blowout](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nose_Job). Who’d win in your chess game? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810.md?page=2)