# Tawny Kitaen Enters Rehab -- But Why Does She Have George Bush's Face on her Stomache

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**Created:** [December 19, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810 "2006-12-19T18:38:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/21 "2006-12-20T16:20:49Z")

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[QUOTE=brianjedi]  
Finley’s 6’6" and 214, and she kicked the crap out of him…  
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> …This file photo originally supplied by Sports Illustrated shows actress Tawny Kitaen, in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition that came out Feb. 10, 1999. She was once married to former Angels pitcher **Chuck Finley, bottom**.

Maybe she was looking for a top?

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/22 "2006-12-20T16:35:49Z")

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[QUOTE=zelie zelerton]  
What Zelie read:

“Tawny kitten Enters Rehab – But Why Does She Have George Bush’s Face on her Stomache”

_thinks_

OMFG they have drug-addicted cats over there??? And…what? Dubya? On the kitty fur? DAYUM those Americans are strange…  
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My first reading was that, yes. Then on the double take: “you mean there is someone who goes through life with that name? As in, it’s not the name of a Bond girl?”

I do hope it’s not the name her mother gave her. 'cos if it is, that’s grounds for motherly divorce.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tawny-kitaen-enters-rehab-but-why-does-she-have-george-bushs-face-on-her-stomache/384810/23 "2006-12-22T13:52:31Z")

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"Tawny Kitaen Enters Rehab – But Why Does She Have George Bush’s Face on her Stomache "

Asked and answered, really… I mean, wouldn’t you need some therapy if you woke up with George’s face on your belly?

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