# Tea Baggers everywhere.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 27, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256 "2010-09-27T19:47:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/61 "2010-09-28T21:55:47Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > > [@pikey\_pete](#): > > > > I know, I know, but the innuendo is just so fun. > > It’s not. It’s childish. It’s like calling you a Democunt or a Dickocrat. It doesn’t make Democrats look stupid; just the speaker. Hey – if you want to use those terms – go for it! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/62 "2010-09-28T22:05:31Z")
Not me! For me its the gutless, moderate, _menshevik_, centrist Clintonista dead Blue dog three-legged Democrats. Oh, forgot “business friendly”. Fuck that shit. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/63 "2010-09-28T23:35:32Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I don’t understand why they ever got so sore about the name. Geez, it’s not like we call them teaba_gees_. Not that is something to get indignant about. Preach it, sister. It’s not gay if I’m the top, right? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/64 "2010-09-29T00:23:42Z")
Depends. You tea-bag a snapping turtle, you are a bad-ass. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/65 "2010-09-29T00:35:43Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Depends. You tea-bag a snapping turtle, you are a bad-ass. The secret is to swing in fast and stun him. ---
**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/66 "2010-09-29T00:44:13Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > > [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > > > It’s not. It’s childish. It’s like calling you a Democunt or a Dickocrat. It doesn’t make Democrats look stupid; just the speaker. > > Hey – if you want to use those terms – go for it! wait wait wait, isn’t democunt one of those terms they tell you not to use in this forum? yeah, I reread the rules. It is. ---
**Author:** ![BayouHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BayouHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BayouHazard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/67 "2010-09-29T01:23:11Z")
Wow, this thread is full of win… My complaint with the Democrats is not genitals or functionality thereof(after Bill Clinton we KNOW the party generally has plenty of functional genitalia), it’s their desperate need for a spinal transplant. If you insist on calling them (Not we, the Dems just use me for my gay votes and then toss me out with the recycling) the Democrat party, I’m going to start calling the other side the Repuglicans. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/68 "2010-09-29T02:12:13Z")
Hmmm…demorats to the left of me, teabaggers to the right – here I am, stuck in the middle with you! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/69 "2010-09-29T08:59:08Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Keep in mind that there is an organized movement to discredit the Tea Party by maliciously doing things like that, or going to TP rallies and waving racist signs, etc. The people doing that are probably not associated with the TP in any manner other than hating it. I also hear that some of the craziest people in the Truther movement are actually plants there to discredit the rest of them. Real Truthers are calm rational people with a comprehensive knowledge of logic and physics, and Tea Party members are all normal, rational, non-racist people who have a thorough understanding of whatever it is they’re angry about. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/70 "2010-09-29T13:15:06Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Keep in mind that there is an organized movement to discredit the Tea Party by maliciously doing things like that, or going to TP rallies and waving racist signs, etc. The people doing that are probably not associated with the TP in any manner other than hating it. Any reason to believe this besides the hope that it’s true? Are they kicking out people that are racist? If not, then of course there’s going to be actual racist Obama haters there. There are people that are going to hate Obama for his race, and of course they are going to join protests against him. What’s to prevent that if the tea partiers themselves don’t? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/71 "2010-09-29T14:09:23Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Hmmm…demorats to the left of me, teabaggers to the right – here I am, stuck in the middle with you! Sorry, I’m over _here_, left of the Democrats. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/72 "2010-09-29T14:43:42Z")
> [@sleeping](#): > > Keep in mind that Obama is a Republican mole planted in 2006 to allow the GOP to make a comeback in 2010. Actually it goes back to 1961. Someone had to plant those fake birth announcements in the Hawaii paper. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/73 "2010-09-29T15:12:29Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > > [@pikey\_pete](#): > > > > I’m a member of a forum group called UER. We are all about urban exploration. Cool site, and usually good people. Imagine my frustration when I logged into their chat room only to discover Tea Party Truthers. > > Keep in mind that there is an organized movement to discredit the Tea Party by maliciously doing things like that, or going to TP rallies and waving racist signs, etc. The people doing that are probably not associated with the TP in any manner other than hating it. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/74 "2010-09-29T15:19:48Z")
His mental retardation is his cite. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/75 "2010-09-29T15:54:21Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > His mental retardation is his cite. Accepted. Request withdrawn. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/76 "2010-09-29T15:58:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > > [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > > > His mental retardation is his cite. > > Accepted. Request withdrawn. I approached Clothahump for comment. He read from a prepared statement. “_Derp!_” ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/77 "2010-09-29T16:13:16Z")
The clear rebuttal to that is obviously “Herp derp!” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/78 "2010-09-29T16:39:57Z")
Actually, the organized group planted to discredit the Tea Party are all tea baggers carrying out a plan to discredit organized groups. They are probably not associated with organized groups in any manner other than hating them. ---
**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/79 "2010-09-29T18:50:12Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > > [@sleeping](#): > > > > Keep in mind that Obama is a Republican mole planted in 2006 to allow the GOP to make a comeback in 2010. > > Actually it goes back to 1961. Someone had to plant those fake birth announcements in the Hawaii paper. Ah, yes. My mistake…But what about his father? How do we know \*he’s \*really _Kenyan_? We all know how easy it is to fake a birth certificate in Kenya. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256/80 "2010-09-29T19:41:44Z")
> [@sleeping](#): > > > [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > > > Actually it goes back to 1961. Someone had to plant those fake birth announcements in the Hawaii paper. > > Ah, yes. My mistake…But what about his father? How do we know \*he’s \*really _Kenyan_? We all know how easy it is to fake a birth certificate in Kenya. I bet that he was really born in New York, and faked the Kenyan birth certificate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-baggers-everywhere/555256.md?page=5)