# Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. --- What would be your most common replicator request? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525 "2002-12-09T15:21:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/21 "2002-12-09T17:38:22Z")
Hey, everyone ordering fine beers, remember the whole synthanol business. You’re not supposed to be able to tell the difference… But we all know how well that works. Myself, I think a common order would definitely be “Pierogies, potato and cheddar, sauteèd in butter, with onions”. But maybe I’m just homesick: You can’t get pierogies out here. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/22 "2002-12-09T17:42:14Z")
Spam. Fried. Pumpernickel with coarse mustard. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/23 "2002-12-09T17:45:12Z")
Chevas and soda. No ice. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/24 "2002-12-09T17:48:31Z")
Heung so ngaap. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/25 "2002-12-09T17:54:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Hey, **Revtim** , check [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149108) too. > > I might ask for some honey to take to the holodeck 😉 \*\* In _Ship In A Bottle_, we get some explanation of how holodeck creations are different from normal matter. In this episode(and in another episode I can’t remember the name of-first appearance of Dixon Hill, Cyrus Redblock, alien race offended by mispronunciation “Aaaaaaaaaah! Rahsluu ahhhhh!”), we see holodeck items disolve upon exiting the holodeck. **Why not eat on the holodeck?** Go to the holodeck and gorge yourself on whatever foods you want. Then, walk out. The holodeck food changes back to photons. No weight gain. No bits of food stuck in your teeth. No stains on your clothes. ``` On the holodeck, every food is lite. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/26 "2002-12-09T18:06:40Z")
Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food Ice Cream. Cold. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/27 "2002-12-09T18:09:58Z")
Fresh mangoes. Seeded, peeled, and sliced. French toast with fresh berries and maple syrup. Pita with hommous. Fresh squeezed orange juice. Vegetarian lasag…excuse me, i need to go make lunch. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/28 "2002-12-09T18:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > \*\*In _Ship In A Bottle_, we get some explanation of how holodeck creations are different from normal matter. In this episode(and in another episode I can’t remember the name of-first appearance of Dixon Hill, Cyrus Redblock, alien race offended by mispronunciation “Aaaaaaaaaah! Rahsluu ahhhhh!”), we see holodeck items disolve upon exiting the holodeck. But in the first Moriarty episode, _Elementary, My Dear Data_, Data walks out of the Holodeck holding a piece of paper from Moriarty’s house which he had drawn on, and shows it to Picard! WHERE’S YOUR AUTOMATIC DE-MATERIALIZATION OF HOLODECK MATTER NOW!??!?!?!? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/29 "2002-12-09T18:27:53Z")
Don’t forget wet Wesley from the pilot! ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/30 "2002-12-09T18:28:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Podkayne \* > \*\*Good thing I don’t live in the Star Trek universe. I’d be too fat to use the transporter safely. \*\* They have cargo transporters for that you know. ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/31 "2002-12-09T18:30:06Z")
(ever click post, and then think of one more thing you should have added?) After all, if Scotty can transport two humpback whales in _Star Trek IV_, I think one lardbutt shouldn’t be too hard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/32 "2002-12-09T18:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mhendo \* > \*\*… > French toast with fresh berries and maple syrup. > … \*\* Amusingly, at first glance, I thought this said “french toast with fresh batteries and maple syrup.” I was wondering whether there was perhaps an android among us. Kn(Huhked on fonix werked fur me)ckers ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/33 "2002-12-09T18:52:01Z")
Snapple. Diet. Tea. Raspberry. Iced. Straw. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/34 "2002-12-09T18:56:52Z")
English muffin, toasted, with crunchy peanut butter. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![knarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@knarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knarf)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/35 "2002-12-09T19:44:56Z")
Chicken quesadilla. Spicy. And a Diet Coke. On ice. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/36 "2002-12-09T20:25:26Z")
Chocolate milk, over. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/37 "2002-12-09T21:59:05Z")
Pot stickers. 6. With sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/38 "2002-12-09T22:08:09Z")
Guacamole with chips. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/39 "2002-12-09T22:11:35Z")
Pot stickers. 60. With sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/40 "2002-12-09T22:45:01Z")
3,4-methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine, lots. Oh, and a Seven-of-Nine sex-droid, while we’re about it. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525.md?page=3)