# Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. --- What would be your most common replicator request? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525 "2002-12-09T15:21:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/61 "2002-12-10T22:39:33Z")
Salsa, mildly spicy. Unsalted chips. Merlot. Dolmas. Feta cheese. NOW! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/62 "2002-12-10T22:53:39Z")
So, where do I get theese, how do you say? ah, yes… Girls who glide? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/63 "2002-12-10T23:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*So, where do I get theese, how do you say? ah, yes… Girls who glide? \*\* * * * Ah, shameless 'jacker of own thread…You rent zee veedeo, how they call it, **Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead** , and watch for pick-up-in-bar scene featuring zee most delectable Andy Garcia and Gabrielle Anwar. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/64 "2002-12-10T23:14:54Z")
Jacking my own thread. Never heard a more apt euphimism. Wait. Am I in my tea thread or my porn thread? Pure genius, **viva**. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/65 "2002-12-10T23:21:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Jacking my own thread. Never heard a more apt euphimism. Wait. Am I in my tea thread or my porn thread? > > Pure genius, **viva**. \*\* * * * Aw, shucks. Me no genius, but have some clue. 🙂 (Actually, I’ve always referred to hijacking as 'jacking.) May have to use new compliment for sig. I missed the porn thread… Don’t forget to go check out my Turkish Trek thread! More replicator requests: Chinese hot and sour soup! Coke and crushed ice. Pretzels ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/66 "2002-12-10T23:44:03Z")
Original _Red Hots_, from the early 70’s. 1970’s ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/67 "2002-12-11T00:15:55Z")
Hamburger patties, two, hot. Instant mashed potatoes, hot. Topped with beef gravy from a jar, hot. On the same plate. With coffee, hot, with heavy cream and Splenda. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/68 "2002-12-11T00:25:35Z")
A Venti Decaf Mocha Peppermint Frappuccino. My mother’s Yorkshire Pudding. Overbaked brownies ( so they’re thicker and yummier ) A real Fuji Apple. Crisp, about 48 degrees. Oooooh, yeah. A Pumpkin Tasty Kake Pie. 😛 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/69 "2002-12-11T03:17:24Z")
Ramen. With cheese. Sharp cheddar. Topped with a copious pile of ground chili peppers and salsa. Mint tea. Straight. A cinnamon-raisin bagel, peanut butter in between. Blueberry fruit-on-bottom yogurt. We eats good here, my precioussssss. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/70 "2002-12-13T07:35:52Z")
Turkey club sandwich on white toast, lettuce, tomato, and Miracle Whip, cottage cheese and fresh fruit on the side, and Diet Dr Pepper, no ice. Geez, I sound like I’m on a diet or something! :eek: Then some kind of chocolate raspberry or German chocolate cake or a brownie for dessert. Or if I just wanted carbs I’d go with a “gypsy skillet”: two eggs over medium with onions and green peppers and hash browns. Bacon on the side. And a huge orange juice. I’m _so_ hungry, can you tell? ---
**Author:** ![Pergau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7c8e57/32.png) [@Pergau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pergau)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/71 "2002-12-13T13:19:45Z")
Ethanol ---
**Author:** ![CastleAnthrax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@CastleAnthrax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CastleAnthrax)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/72 "2002-12-13T14:43:06Z")
Candy-apple flavor Slurpee, 44 oz. size with yellow spoon-straw (they stopped making this flavor about 20 years ago) Beef Stroganoff with the Secret Ingredient that only my mom and I know (not even my husband!), hot, over egg noodles, hot. Key Lime Pie, cold, no meringue, graham cracker crust Cheese curds (can’t find these anymore, either) ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/73 "2002-12-13T16:13:45Z")
Celery, strong enough to numb the tongue, and ranch dip. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/74 "2002-12-13T17:12:26Z")
Carmens stuffed pizza. Leonas ribs, with steak fries. And beer, Old Style, cold. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525/75 "2002-12-14T17:28:58Z")
Assam tea, 1 1/2 sugars, hot. Naan, hot, with dal for dipping. Tzatziki, chicken souvlaki, skordalia. I need lunch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tea-earl-grey-hot-what-would-be-your-most-common-replicator-request/141525.md?page=3)