Tea Party vs. GOP thread 2014

Yes I would. We’re not fishing buddies or anything, but we are on a first-name basis.

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In an effort to not talk about her own shortcomings (like being nicknamed “Chicken Swapper” and having more than half a million dollars in unpaid campaign debts from previous election losses), the Tea Party darling began to diss incumbent Lt. Gov. Mark Hutchison for supporting the Governor.

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A fairly big win, too, as Ben Sasse (R(TP))™ beat 2 other candidates for the GOP nomination for US Senate.

According to this, the TP as a whole ain’t doin’ so well.

As for Sasse:

Also regarding Sasse.

Yeah, but I think your links in posts 3 and 7 were apropos.

The difference between Tea Party and mainstream GOP positions needs to be measured in angstroms, or perhaps with paragraphs that start off, “Let ε>0.”

Not sure who the Tea Partiers were in this debate, but it was hilarious enough to make Yahoo’s front page:

“The key is getting our land back from the feds. And here’s my plan of attack. The three best men for the mission are myself as governor, because I’ve got a master’s in raising hell. … Here’s my plan of attack, OK? You go in there and you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks about the natural, but I want to talk about the other realm we exist in. You bind those evil spirits that are behind the feds with the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus and the power of entombment of the Holy Spirit, the power of agreement, the word of God. Take air superiority and then roll in with your tanks on your ground….Blitzkrieg!

A moderator interrupted him.

“Mr. Brown? The question was about taxes.”

Thanks for posting this. I don’t know what is more disturbing:
1- That people like this exist
2- That they have the audacity to run for office
3- That at least somebody might vote for them
4- That they invoke Jesus in their plans for armed insurrection

Actually, he seems to be talking about insurrection through prayer alone.

Good luck with that.

Wait, he says that he has a “master’s in raising Hell”, but then goes on to say that his plan is to put Hell back down? He’s not even consistent in his lunacy.

The other guy’s opening statement was to assure voters that he’s not crazy. Standing next to that guy, he’s pretty sane, actually.

A winning primary slogan: “I’m not quite as crazy as the other guy!”

The other guy’s slogan: Spiritual Blitzkrieg! With tanks!

I so much hope that SNL is working on an Idaho Governor’s Primary Debate sketch this week. Although I’m not sure how they could top the real one.

You’re welcome!

Of course, it might not even matter which side wins.

According to this, Gov. Otter “insisted” on including the two ultracrazies in the debate.

Probably because it:

  1. Makes him look sane by comparison, and

  2. Diverts attention from the real challenge of State Sen. Fulcher.

E. J. Dionne had a pretty good analysis of this in the Washington Post. This race–along with other Republican primary battles–is hard to interpret if you insist on equating “Tea Party” with “Grass Roots Political Movement”, but it makes a lot more sense when you realize it’s factions within the donor caucus:

“That says ‘master’, does it? Oh, I should really change that to ‘petty dabbler’; I hate to put on airs.” :smiley:

I am loving this Idaho thing. I hope all the GOP debates are like this.

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