# Tebow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 9, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875 "2012-01-09T01:20:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/1 "2012-01-09T01:20:26Z")

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Hell Yeah!

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**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/2 "2012-01-09T01:24:42Z")

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How the hell did that just happen???

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**Author:** ![coolbyrne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@coolbyrne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coolbyrne)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/3 "2012-01-09T01:33:53Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Hell Yeah!

Timmay requests that you exclaim “Heck Yeah!” in the future. He thanks you (after his Lord and Saviour) and wishes “God Bless!”

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/4 "2012-01-09T01:48:23Z")

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Tebow lives by John 3:16.

Tebow today threw for 316 yards.

Hmmmmm.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/5 "2012-01-09T02:13:49Z")

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What, the other 11,000 threads also about Tebow were not good enough to post in?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/6 "2012-01-09T02:22:47Z")

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> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> What, the other 11,000 threads also about Tebow were not good enough to post in?

QFT

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/7 "2012-01-09T02:34:24Z")

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Eh, haters go hate in one of the other 11,000.

Boy looked good tonight didn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/8 "2012-01-09T03:14:30Z")

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> [@divemaster](#):
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> Tebow lives by John 3:16.
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> Tebow today threw for 316 yards.
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> Hmmmmm.

[Yup](http://hphotos-iad1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/387877_10150604819610856_191997215855_11288494_611108163_n.jpg). So it was written.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/9 "2012-01-09T03:26:54Z")

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The Broncos as a TEAM deserve this credit. One guy in the are I was at kept yelling “TEBOW” when Denver’s defense was out there.

I’m glad they won. Deserved victory.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/10 "2012-01-09T04:46:16Z")

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Well, I didn’t see that coming.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/11 "2012-01-09T04:59:33Z")

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I don’t know if it’s Tebow, or the Defense, or the Hand of God (I’m pretty sure Maradona is done with it)…but you certainly can’t argue with success, can you?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/12 "2012-01-09T05:16:15Z")

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When the team scores about the same number of points per game as before Tebow but starts giving up far fewer points, you can.

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**Author:** ![IAmNotSpartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IAmNotSpartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IAmNotSpartacus)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/13 "2012-01-09T05:47:21Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> I don’t know if it’s Tebow, or the Defense, or the Hand of God (I’m pretty sure Maradona is done with it)…but you certainly can’t argue with success, can you?

They are a 9-8 team and have to play New England at home. A playoff win is nice but success is premature. Pittsburgh was hobbled by injuries and wasn’t going all the way to the Super Bowl.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/14 "2012-01-09T05:56:28Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> I don’t know if it’s Tebow, or the Defense, or the Hand of God (I’m pretty sure Maradona is done with it)…but you certainly can’t argue with success, can you?

I think God hates Pittsburgh right now – first the Pens with their injuries, now the Steelers being beaten by the fucking Broncos. Why, oh why have you forsaken us, oh Sports Gods?

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/15 "2012-01-09T09:07:06Z")

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Well, in three months there’s always the Pirates.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/16 "2012-01-09T13:52:20Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> the fucking Broncos.

Except, of course, for… Tebow!

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/17 "2012-01-09T14:01:20Z")

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> [@IAmNotSpartacus](#):
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> Pittsburgh was hobbled by injuries and wasn’t going all the way to the Super Bowl.

Every team has been playing for 4 months now and has injuries, Broncos included. Overcoming that is as much the job of the team management as it is just luck. At this point in the season, credit for ANY win belongs with management IMHO, for putting together a viable starting team and having reliable backup. Nevertheless…Timmy just doesn’t get picked off that often and he threw some seriously monster passes against Pit. I like watching him play.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/18 "2012-01-15T14:00:22Z")

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Bueller? Bueller?

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/19 "2012-01-15T14:03:43Z")

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I am just relieved that our long national nightmare is over.  
Can we do something else now?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tebow/608875/20 "2012-01-15T14:05:18Z")

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Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Tim Tebow to complete a pass at all.

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