# Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 16, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699 "2013-07-16T21:05:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/1 "2013-07-16T21:05:15Z")
> **[Banned porn film slips on to big screen in China after worker error](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10155194/Banned-porn-film-slips-on-to-big-screen-in-China-after-worker-error.html)**
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> Residents of a northern Chinese city were treated to a big screen showing of a banned Hong Kong porn film when a maintenance worker accidentally played it on a giant display board in a busy square.
Lovely event in the city of Jilin. I cannot even begin to imagine the scene XD XD
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/2 "2013-07-17T11:47:54Z")
Oops. Just imagine that moment of horror for ol’ Yuan when he got the phone call…
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### Author:  [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/3 "2013-07-17T12:45:10Z")
What do chopsticks have to do with sex?
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/4 "2013-07-17T12:48:54Z")
> [@AaronX](#):
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> What do chopsticks have to do with sex?
Beef and broccoli, dude.
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### Author:  [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/5 "2013-07-17T23:36:29Z")
So now the Chinese know what they’ve been missing out on.
China will never be the same.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/6 "2013-07-17T23:40:14Z")
If there’s one thing the Chinese have NOT been missing out on, it’s reproduction.
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/7 "2013-07-18T01:18:35Z")
> [@JoseB](#):
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> Lovely event in the city of Jilin.
So they were jackin’ in Jilin?
Sorry, sorry!
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/8 "2013-07-18T01:55:47Z")
I’ll bet this guy is so fucked he could star in his own porn movie.
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### Author:  [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/9 "2013-07-18T05:22:18Z")
> [@JoseB](#):
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> I cannot even begin to imagine the scene XD XD
Let me help with that:
Doorbell rings.
Female opens it wearing just a (short) towel.
Male is standing there holding a 1)take-out container or 2)tool box directly in front of him, just below the waist. He states, 1)“You order egg roll” or 2)“Plumber”
She steps back, he comes in.
Miraculously, despite her not going near the stereo or having a remote in her hand the music starts playing, _Boom-chicka-wow-wow_…
😃
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### Author:  [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/10 "2013-07-18T05:43:04Z")
What does it say about me that I’m actually familiar with the movie in question?
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### Author:  [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/11 "2013-07-18T11:48:12Z")
> [@Alessan](#):
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> What does it say about me that I’m actually familiar with the movie in question?
You’re very cosmopolitan?
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/12 "2013-07-18T12:07:07Z")
What until the RIAA get done with him.
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### Author:  [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/13 "2013-07-18T12:31:50Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> You’re very cosmopolitan?
In certain areas, at least.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/14 "2013-07-18T13:01:57Z")
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> “The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks” is based on a notorious Chinese erotic novel from the 16th century by an unknown author, “The Plum in the Golden Vase”.
\*I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The plum with the yum’s in the vase with the face; the malice from the phallus has the view that is true! Right? \*
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### Author:  [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/15 "2013-07-18T14:53:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#):
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> Beef and broccoli, dude.
One of us is doing it wrong.
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### Author:  [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/16 "2013-07-18T15:35:07Z")
[QUOTE=lieu]
\*I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The plum with the yum’s in the vase with the face; the malice from the phallus has the view that is true! Right? \*
[/QUOTE]
They broke the vase with the face!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/17 "2013-07-18T16:34:41Z")
He fixes her cable?
> [@JoseB](#):
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> …I cannot even begin to imagine the scene XD XD
More like HD-XXXXXX-PRC.
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/18 "2013-07-18T16:59:45Z")
Police: “What did you do with the disc?”
Yuan: “I, uh, threw it out the window. Yeah, that’s what I did! It’s certainly not anywhere among my personal possessions.”
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### Author:  [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/19 "2013-07-18T18:30:06Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> What until the RIAA get done with him.
In the US that’d be an issue. In China, they’re making bootleg copies right now to sell to tourists.
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### Author:  [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technician-shows-hard-core-porn-by-mistake-on-a-giant-screen-in-a-big-square/663699/20 "2013-07-18T19:40:46Z")
A summer intern for the ad company has identified the employees responsible as Wan Qin, Fuk Fo Pei, and Bang Yu Long.
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