# Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420 "2017-12-03T00:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1281 "2019-07-10T02:39:15Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > [The train wreck is closed.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741322&postcount=59) > > Next up, perhaps Sammy will have another “thought” and Samuelsplain to us why black people are stupid, or something equally enlightening involving gays or people with disabilities. Wow. Well, I’m not totally surprised. I’ll say ‘banned’ the third full week of August (18-24th). Any takers? Tripler Let’s make this interesting–a bag of Cheetos is on the line. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1282 "2019-07-10T02:45:33Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Wow. Well, I’m not totally surprised. I’ll say ‘banned’ the third full week of August (18-24th). Any takers? > > Tripler > Let’s make this interesting–a bag of Cheetos is on the line. What size bag? ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1283 "2019-07-10T02:49:18Z")
Yeah, he was being a real hard-on in that thread. I don’t know if he’s trolling, or just dense, or what, but it was a shitshow from his very first post. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1284 "2019-07-10T02:50:31Z")
My local grocery store had an 8 oz bag on sale for $1.99. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1285 "2019-07-10T02:58:01Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Wow. Well, I’m not totally surprised. I’ll say ‘banned’ the third full week of August (18-24th). Any takers? > > Tripler > Let’s make this interesting–a bag of Cheetos is on the line. But my mom told me never to gamble! 😃 Hey, if you’re right – for the second consecutive time – you certainly will have earned bragging rights, which is way better than a bag of Cheetos! And it’s not as if Sammy has a stellar reputation on the board – just from the last day or two: I already said to drop it. If that’s not clear, let me make it more so: Anyone continuing with the rape analogy will be given a Warning. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21740606&postcount=47](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21740606&postcount=47) Given this context, it looks like he really was saying that they should have assimilated. Which is not something that we need to have on this board, in any forum. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741322&postcount=59](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741322&postcount=59) … the OP has a history of irritating other posters with questions or remarks that appeared racist, anti-feminist, religiously bigoted, etc. … [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21739292&postcount=24](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21739292&postcount=24) ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1286 "2019-07-10T02:59:23Z")
I’m just simply amazed how someone can be so proud of being a diseased, tiny dicked, whoremonger. It is very possible to have unprotected free sex without getting married; go to bar, drink water, hit on beautiful women, take them home and ask them if they mind not using protection. I guess it cost you gas money but that’s about as close to free as it gets. This definitely feels like a train wreck heading to a banning between him losing his mind here, disappearing to pout and then coming back to blame the jews for the holocaust. I’m guessing he’s got a bet somewhere for how quick he can get banned. I’ll take the under on his getting banned the third week in august. I’m thinking we find out his perfect 10s have been 10 year olds and that pushed him over the banned line. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1287 "2019-07-10T03:01:54Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Back from vacation . . . and I see our beloved twat-waffle has his Royal Ensign flying from his top mast. > > I happened to scan the online version of the [Air Force Times](http://airforcetimes.va.newsmemory.com/) today (7/15/2019 issue), and saw a reference on Page 10 that might be helpful. There was a infographic on the difference between a “Becky” and a “Stacy.” Not that I was going out of my way to learn them, but I thought it constructive to put his random blathering into context. I just noticed that according to the cartoon “The Becky” has “lushes natural blonde hair.” ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1288 "2019-07-10T03:12:51Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I just noticed that according to the cartoon “The Becky” has “lushes natural blonde hair.” Hmmm. I was a lush for 26 years. I went bald, but never blonde. Must’ve been doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1289 "2019-07-10T03:15:26Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > I just noticed that according to the cartoon “The Becky” has “lushes natural blonde hair.” Nitpick: Actually, that one’s “The Stacy”. And she “Let’s Chad dominate her”. While “The Becky” “will likely die hair green, pink or blue”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1290 "2019-07-10T03:24:47Z")
**Bolding** mine. > [@Tripler](#): > > Wow. Well, I’m not totally surprised. I’ll say ‘ **banned** ’ the third full week of August (18-24th). Any takers? > > Tripler > Let’s make this interesting–a **bag** of Cheetos is on the line. > [@running\_coach](#): > > What size **bag**? > [@Lamoral](#): > > Yeah, he was being a real **hard-on** in that thread. I don’t know if he’s trolling, or just dense, or what, but it was a shitshow from his very first post. Given whom we’re discussing: **fun size**? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1291 "2019-07-10T03:29:42Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Given whom we’re discussing: **fun size**? Touché, Sir. . . touché. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1292 "2019-07-10T03:43:26Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > I’m just simply amazed how someone can be so proud of being a diseased, tiny dicked, whoremonger. As an utterly minor nitpick, because that’s what this board is built on, a whoremonger is the pimp, not the john. Since \*\*SamuelA \*\*is buying, not selling, he’s not a whoremonger. That has to be one of the most dubiously positive things anyone has ever said about him. I’m so glad I put him on Ignore. He’s about as stupid as Trump. I hereby propose that we start using “the trump” as a unit of stupidity, with the caveat that it is unlikely for anyone but Trump to achieve a rating of one trump’s worth of stupidity. SamuelA is about 0.998 trumps, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1293 "2019-07-10T03:53:25Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > SamuelA is about 0.998 trumps, I think. Seconded. **SamuelA** is 0.998 trumps, until he pulls a “just” card to activate 2.534 justs (of imaginary nanobot power) to lay the groundwork for his next wild-assed “design.” That just trumps his stupidity to 1.634. C’mon, join the Ban Pool! Pick a week—Cheetos are on the line! Tripler PM me for details and game rules. No purchase necessary to enter. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1294 "2019-07-10T03:56:01Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > I hereby propose that we start using “the trump” as a unit of stupidity, with the caveat that it is unlikely for anyone but Trump to achieve a rating of one trump’s worth of stupidity. > > SamuelA is about 0.998 trumps, I think. Wassamatta? You don’t like transfinite numbers? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1295 "2019-07-10T04:02:38Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Wassamatta? You don’t like transfinite numbers? I’m thinking of it as being similar to a farad. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1296 "2019-07-10T05:00:32Z")
**Chronos** put **Sammy’s** assimilation thread out of our misery. > [@Chronos](#): > > [Moderating] > I had been assuming before that the OP was not actually saying that the Jews should have attempted to assimilate, merely that it was statistically likely that some had, and that the Nazis were thus likely to have themselves had some Jewish ancestry. I had not noticed before, however, that this: > > > [@SamuelA](#): > > > > You could advise a young woman who goes to frat parties and gets drunk to ‘stop being so rape-able’. This doesn’t make the frat boys not criminals but it is a simple fact that the woman can reduce her chances of being assaulted significantly by changing her behavior. If it was possible for Jewish Germans to assimilate and make themselves not targets it’s a valid and compelling thing to do. Regardless of the criminal guilt of their government. > > was by the OP himself. Given this context, it looks like he really was saying that they should have assimilated. Which is not something that we need to have on this board, in any forum. > > This thread is closed. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741322&postcount=59](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741322&postcount=59) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1297 "2019-07-10T05:29:09Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > I’m thinking of it as being similar to a farad. Why not a torr? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1298 "2019-07-10T07:02:24Z")
So he retroactively blames Jews for the Holocaust because they didn’t have the common sense to flee Nazi Germany? (And apparently, every place they conquered and killed Jews in - they’re at fault for not being psychic!) That’s fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1299 "2019-07-10T07:24:55Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > So he retroactively blames Jews for the Holocaust because they didn’t have the common sense to flee Nazi Germany? (And apparently, every place they conquered and killed Jews in - they’re at fault for not being psychic!) > > That’s fucked up. That’s because he’s definitely an anti-Semite. Look, that methodology is a tried and true stunt from anti-Semites for, literally, centuries. Jews were forced to live in ghettos and then condemned for living in squalor; prohibited from working in many fields, forcing them to work in the few available, such as money-lending centuries ago, and then condemned as misers; another of the few permitted fields was entertainment and then the Jews are condemnfded for “controlling Hollywodd”; prohibited from assimilating in many places and then condemned for not assimilating. That last one should be familiar today. And after a certain point, they had no way to flee. At the risk of derailing this, death camps were not then (and are not now) the only kind of concentration camps. There were work camps also. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1300 "2019-07-10T07:45:28Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > Heck yeah! At this point, since you’re just going to call me whatever, justified or not, I have learned to embrace the hatred! Sig heil motherfuckers! > > As for the air force times article…oooh, burn. Involuntary celibate. Oh noes, what an insult! Except, umm, if I pay a pittance and get my dick wet in a 9.5/10 Ukrainian “teenager” who is 19 years old, well, not sure how that makes me an incel. Because so few of us believe your pubescent bragging. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=66)