# Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420 "2017-12-03T00:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1301 "2019-07-10T08:29:29Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > Because so few of us believe your pubescent bragging. He’s bragging about banging sex-traffic’d Russian and Ukrainian girls. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1302 "2019-07-10T09:15:15Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > He’s bragging about banging sex-traffic’d Russian and Ukrainian girls. Which brings up (no juvenile humor!) an interesting question: What exactly are the laws these days regarding sex tourism? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1303 "2019-07-10T10:12:31Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Why not a torr? Too small. Trump is a stupidly huge amount of stupid. Under normal circumstances, you’d never need a full trump to describe how stupid someone is. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1304 "2019-07-10T11:29:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Which brings up (no juvenile humor!) an interesting question: What exactly are the laws these days regarding sex tourism? Because of this thread, I recall looking it up a little while ago. [The Justice Department](https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/extraterritorial-sexual-exploitation-children) has a good page on it; basically travelling with intent to have sex with a minor is against the law ( \< 18 yrs of age). As disgusting as it is, **SamuelA** so far, has been legal. Of course, it’s wildly disgusting to be an anti-Semitic, mysogynistic, racist, High Priest of a silicon microcircuit Communion wafer, but it’s not _illegal_. Tripler I wildly doubt he travels for his hookers. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1305 "2019-07-10T11:32:45Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > As an utterly minor nitpick, because that’s what this board is built on, a whoremonger is the pimp, not the john. Since \*\*SamuelA \*\*is buying, not selling, he’s not a whoremonger. > > That has to be one of the most dubiously positive things anyone has ever said about him. > > I’m so glad I put him on Ignore. He’s about as stupid as Trump. > > I hereby propose that we start using “the trump” as a unit of stupidity, with the caveat that it is unlikely for anyone but Trump to achieve a rating of one trump’s worth of stupidity. > > SamuelA is about 0.998 trumps, I think. Thanks, that one has always confused me. A cheese monger is someone who sells cheese but I’ve always seen whoremonger as one who buys whores. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1306 "2019-07-10T12:26:21Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > Thanks, that one has always confused me. A cheese monger is someone who sells cheese but I’ve always seen whoremonger as one who buys whores. Actually, you weren’t wrong (and that was [a nice post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741416&postcount=1286), BTW). The suffix “monger” does often have the connotation of a seller or dealer, but it can also refer to mere association with something, [particularly in a petty or contemptible way](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/monger?s=t). And the word “whoremonger” actually does carry that meaning, as “someone who consorts with whores” – see [here](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/whoremonger) and [here](https://www.gotquestions.org/whoremonger.html). So calling our Sammy a “whoremonger” is entirely accurate, and does have a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1307 "2019-07-10T13:11:56Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Actually, you weren’t wrong (and that was [a nice post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21741416&postcount=1286), BTW). The suffix “monger” does often have the connotation of a seller or dealer, but it can also refer to mere association with something, [particularly in a petty or contemptible way](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/monger?s=t). And the word “whoremonger” actually does carry that meaning, as “someone who consorts with whores” – see [here](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/whoremonger) and [here](https://www.gotquestions.org/whoremonger.html). So calling our Sammy a “whoremonger” is entirely accurate, and does have a nice ring to it. Something I actually agree with wolfpup on. There’s a forum on these interwebs called “international sex guide” where, as you would imagine, mostly older men swap tips on how to get their dick wet. (by paying for it). Made a few posts there. Am pretty popular, my advice is legit. And they call each other mongers. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1308 "2019-07-10T13:38:08Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > Something I actually agree with wolfpup on. There’s a forum on these interwebs called “international sex guide” where, as you would imagine, mostly older men swap tips on how to get their dick wet. (by paying for it). > > Made a few posts there. Am pretty popular, my advice is legit. > > And they call each other mongers. It’s not really that hard to find trafficked women to have sex with cheaply. Surprised there is a forum for that. Perhaps you could hook up with the poster here who drives trafficked women around? Then he can just deliver them to your place. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1309 "2019-07-10T13:46:50Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > Am pretty popular It’s good to know that you’re popular with decrepit geriatric whoremongers, but on the bright side, you’re pretty popular right here, Sammy! This thread alone is proof of that, even after accounting for the fact that about half of the posts here are your own, virtually every one a kind of verbal self-immolation that collectively could provide David Dunning and Justin Kruger with enough material to write a whole paper. ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1310 "2019-07-10T13:52:12Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > It’s not really that hard to find trafficked women to have sex with cheaply. Surprised there is a forum for that. Perhaps you could hook up with the poster here who drives trafficked women around? Then he can just deliver them to your place. It’s a common refrain that women who are prostitutes are often ‘trafficked’. I can’t speak to the provenance of the workers at every brothel I have visited, however, I have put my dick in plenty who I was 100 percent sure were “free range” hookers. By picking them up at their apartment, etc. I am just saying: keep in mind the motivation of those who throw the trafficking word around when they arrest the workers at a strip club or whatever. In many cases this is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1311 "2019-07-10T13:54:24Z")
LOL, over 7% of all of SammyA’s posts to this board are in this very thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1312 "2019-07-10T13:55:12Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > It’s a common refrain that women who are prostitutes are often ‘trafficked’. I can’t speak to the provenance of the workers at every brothel I have visited, however, I have put my dick in plenty who I was 100 percent sure were “free range” hookers. By picking them up at their apartment, etc. > > I am just saying: keep in mind the motivation of those who throw the trafficking word around when they arrest the workers at a strip club or whatever. In many cases this is a lie. Sorry, but foreign women working in US strip clubs and brothels are trafficked. You can choose to believe otherwise, but you are just fooling yourself. The US does not give legitimate visas to 3rd world country women to come here and be prostitutes. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1313 "2019-07-10T14:21:29Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Touché, Sir. . . touché. 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1314 "2019-07-10T14:33:07Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > It’s a common refrain that women who are prostitutes are often ‘trafficked’. I can’t speak to the provenance of the workers at every brothel I have visited, however, I have put my dick in plenty who I was 100 percent sure were “free range” hookers. By picking them up at their apartment, etc. > > I am just saying: keep in mind the motivation of those who throw the trafficking word around when they arrest the workers at a strip club or whatever. In many cases this is a lie. So is that what you’re going to tell the judge when you get busted by the sex police? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1315 "2019-07-10T14:41:18Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > It’s a common refrain that women who are prostitutes are often ‘trafficked’. I can’t speak to the provenance of the workers at every brothel I have visited, however, I have put my dick in plenty who I was 100 percent sure were “free range” hookers. By picking them up at their apartment, etc. > > I am just saying: keep in mind the motivation of those who throw the trafficking word around when they arrest the workers at a strip club or whatever. In many cases this is a lie. And he should know-he _is_ a disease-ridden john and an expert in his field. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1316 "2019-07-10T15:15:04Z")
Since Sam just cares about getting his dick wet, wouldn’t a quick splash of water be cheaper and more efficient? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1317 "2019-07-10T15:23:36Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Since Sam just cares about getting his dick wet, wouldn’t a quick splash of water be cheaper and more efficient? One might think so, but I believe that “getting one’s dick wet” is official whoremonger lingo, as used by decrepit geriatrics who like banging diseased whores and writing about it in Sammy’s favorite internet forum, where I understand Sammy is extremely popular. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1318 "2019-07-10T15:25:25Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > LOL, over 7% of all of SammyA’s posts to this board are in this very thread. 😃 Of course. He’s just loving all the attention. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1319 "2019-07-10T15:29:26Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Of course. He’s just loving all the attention. Maybe it serves a noble purpose then. Keeps him off the streets for a while. ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1320 "2019-07-10T15:35:15Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > So is that what you’re going to tell the judge when you get busted by the sex police? The sex police? Arrest me officer, I have been bad… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=67)