# Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420 "2017-12-03T00:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1321 "2019-07-10T15:46:14Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Sorry, but foreign women working in US strip clubs and brothels are trafficked. You can choose to believe otherwise, but you are just fooling yourself. The US does not give legitimate visas to 3rd world country women to come here and be prostitutes. What you missed is I get my Ukrainian hotties right from the source. From Kiev/Lviv itself. That is, I fly there and get some. Are they trafficked? Unlikely given that basically all the locals girls are hot, and the average salary is 350 USD a month. So I have both paid 300 USD for a girl to stay all day and about 75 bucks to fuck for an hour. So yeah, by local salary terms I have to pay a fortune to get some. Guess I am that ugly and or fat and or whatever other negative terms you choose to believe. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1322 "2019-07-10T16:07:18Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > What you missed is I get my Ukrainian hotties right from the source. From Kiev/Lviv itself. That is, I fly there and get some. Are they trafficked? Unlikely given that basically all the locals girls are hot, and the average salary is 350 USD a month. So I have both paid 300 USD for a girl to stay all day and about 75 bucks to fuck for an hour. > > So yeah, by local salary terms I have to pay a fortune to get some. Guess I am that ugly and or fat and or whatever other negative terms you choose to believe. Forced prostitution is pretty much standard in Kiev, and one in six of them are minors. I don’t suppose you check IDs? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1323 "2019-07-10T16:09:05Z")
Yes, they are trafficked. The area is infamous, sort of like Thailand. I’m starting to think you do fall into the “incel” category. You won’t sleep with the girls who would sleep with you - I’m talking not prostitutes. They’re not pretty enough, too much work, they’ll take all your money. You can’t sleep with the girls you do want to sleep with. You imagine it’s your appearance or wealth. You sound exactly like an incel. Prostitution is not a magic loophole out of being an incel any more than masturbation is. The only cure is a healthy relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1324 "2019-07-10T16:15:15Z")
I don’t see why bragging about having sex with prostitutes in Ukraine makes any more sense than bragging about buying a very expensive cheeseburger (except the burger is less likely to carry hepatitis). It’s so baffling that it has to be trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1325 "2019-07-10T16:18:24Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > What you missed is I get my Ukrainian hotties right from the source. From Kiev/Lviv itself. That is, I fly there and get some. Are they trafficked? Unlikely given that basically all the locals girls are hot, and the average salary is 350 USD a month. So I have both paid 300 USD for a girl to stay all day and about 75 bucks to fuck for an hour. > > So yeah, by local salary terms I have to pay a fortune to get some. Guess I am that ugly and or fat and or whatever other negative terms you choose to believe. I see. Are you adding in the price of your plane tickets and hotels to the price you pay for these “hotties”? Also, US prices for Eastern European prostitutes? LOL ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1326 "2019-07-10T16:20:11Z")
Imagine being so nasty that you have to fly all the way to Kiev to partake in forced prostitution, possibly with a minor…and then bragging about it. Shitting your pants in public and yelling “Look what I did!!!” would be less embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1327 "2019-07-10T16:31:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Imagine being so nasty that you have to fly all the way to Kiev to partake in forced prostitution, possibly with a minor…and then bragging about it. Shitting your pants in public and yelling “Look what I did!!!” would be less embarrassing. It does seem weird to brag about something anybody could do. “I rode the Metro to work today! Woo Hoo I’m awesome!” ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1328 "2019-07-10T16:34:35Z")
> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#): > > I don’t see why bragging about having sex with prostitutes in Ukraine makes any more sense than bragging about buying a very expensive cheeseburger (except the burger is less likely to carry hepatitis). only if you make sure to tell them to hold the mayo and the used syringes. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1329 "2019-07-10T16:35:02Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Imagine being so nasty that you have to fly all the way to Kiev to partake in forced prostitution, possibly with a minor…and then bragging about it. Shitting your pants in public and yelling “Look what I did!!!” would be less embarrassing. Dunning-Kruger, man, Dunning-Kruger – it explains everything. Plus, [I wonder how often Sammy goes “Whango!”](http://wondermark.com/049/)😃 ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1330 "2019-07-10T17:24:42Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Forced prostitution is pretty much standard in Kiev, and one in six of them are minors. I don’t suppose you check IDs? Source? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1331 "2019-07-10T18:31:45Z")
> [@](#): > > [GLOBAL STUDY ON SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN IN TRAVEL AND TOURISM 2016](http://cf.cdn.unwto.org/sites/all/files/docpdf/global-report-offenders-move-final.pdf) (PDF) > > Recent research by ECPAT member La Strada revealed the existence of a thriving “SECTT market” in Ukraine, especially in Odessa, Crimea and Kiev. > > :snip: > > [T]he case study on SECTT by La Strada Ukraine … found that most abusers have middle or lower income levels in their country of origin but are perceived as “rich” in Ukraine. Sammy’s been visiting underage sex tourism hot spots! Where the locals mistakenly think he’s rich. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1332 "2019-07-10T19:13:51Z")
Assuming you actually believe that he flies to Kiev for sex. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1333 "2019-07-10T19:17:57Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > … [I wonder how often Sammy goes “Whango!”](http://wondermark.com/049/) 😃 Hey thanks, my coworkers think I’ve lost my marbles because I’ve been laughing to myself in my corner like a lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1334 "2019-07-10T19:18:33Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Assuming you actually believe that he flies to Kiev for sex. Yeah. I don’t know which is worse: actually doing it or wanting us to believe he does. ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1335 "2019-07-10T19:26:48Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Sammy’s been visiting underage sex tourism hot spots! Where the locals mistakenly think he’s rich. So the underage girls are trafficked? Well, bummer, but what does this have to do with the adult hotties? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1336 "2019-07-10T19:30:10Z")
> [@SamuelA](#): > > So the underage girls are trafficked? Well, bummer, but what does this have to do with the adult hotties? Probably has to do with 1) you don’t know the age of these “hotties” and 2) The adults are also trafficked. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1337 "2019-07-10T19:30:51Z")
Don’t any of these Kiev prosteetootkas want to become Mrs. SamuelA for green card? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1338 "2019-07-10T19:51:15Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Probably has to do with 1) you don’t know the age of these “hotties” and 2) The adults are also trafficked. Even if not, prostitution is illegal in Ukraine although the laws regarding such are largely unenforced. ---
**Author:** ![SamuelA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@SamuelA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamuelA)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1339 "2019-07-10T20:00:50Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Don’t any of these Kiev prosteetootkas want to become Mrs. SamuelA for green card? Different groups. But yeah, I got a lot of attention. Being rich by local standards and all. (No shame there - a Midwest millionaire would be middle class in places like Dubai or Vegas or San fran or Manhattan) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1340 "2019-07-10T20:06:28Z")
Using short words: victims, trafficked, raped, rapist (you). Your sexcapades do not make you an awesome sexy-sexy-sex machine who has lots of sexy-sex. They make you a criminal who pays to rape women and girls. Neat-o! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420.md?page=68)