# Technology doesn't work that way - SamuelA's Pit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420 "2017-12-03T00:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 1447
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420/1447 "2019-08-11T04:51:25Z")
Some excellent advice for **SamuelA** : > [@Misogyny and Moderation, again](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misogyny-and-moderation-again/838462/99): > > You might consider getting out of your own head. And that’s easily done, of course. We’re dealing with technological genius here. Sammy just\* has to get his brain cryogenically frozen, and then just\* upload it to a suitably capable substrate, such as the IBM Summit OLCF-4 with 250 petabytes of storage and consuming 13 megawatts of power or, in the case of Sammy’s brain specifically, perhaps a Commodore 64 powered by a 9-volt battery would work just as well. Sammy’s brain could then be contained in this environment until medical science could finally deal with whatever the fuck is wrong with him. – - “Just”, as always, is equal to the universal standard of 3.762 x 10[sup]9[/sup] self-replicating nanobots, which always figure in Sammy’s scenarios. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technology-doesnt-work-that-way-samuelas-pit-thread/803420)._