# Technosphere: Abby\_smdb puts out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 20, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961 "2002-05-20T16:58:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/1 "2002-05-20T16:58:28Z")

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I don’t know who owns **Abby\_smdb** , but I suspect from the name it’s a doper ( **Abby** by any chance?)…

I wanted to let you know that my creature **Jimmy\_Wee** and **Abby\_smdb** seem to have a bit of an affinity… They’ve [got it on](http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/events.exe?id=2488000) _6 times_ now.

Is this exclusive, or does she put out for all the creatures?

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/2 "2002-05-20T17:20:03Z")

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I have no idea, but the outcome is always the same.

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> Mated with Abby\_sdmb (id 2609189) but conception did not take place

Does that mean she insists on using protection or is there a problem? 😛

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/3 "2002-05-20T17:24:36Z")

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Well, **Jimmy\_WeeI** (ah shucks, that’s my boy) is proof that **Jimmy\_Wee** ain’t shooting blanks.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/4 "2002-05-20T19:09:49Z")

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Well, there _are_ about 8 gazillion abby\_sdmb’s out there. Check out the creature id of each instance. Odds are that you’re dealing with several different abbys.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/5 "2002-05-20T21:02:08Z")

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Abby said to her creatures “Go forth and multiply and have they ever.” They’ve hunted my guys several times unsuccessfully, (Killed Abby\_sdmb (id 2608854) in self defense), mated a few. Certainly they’re the only ones I run across regularly.

[Biggest creature?](http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/top.exe) Fellatio-MachineIIIIIIII (ID 2021311)  
Size 8.67 ms

Ok, my [Biggest creature?](http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/info.exe?id=2041853) Georgia\_SDMB\_V (ID 2041853) 8.71 ms

Grrrr, this is the second time I’ve been shafted!

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**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/6 "2002-05-21T01:25:16Z")

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I got my technosphere update today. My little minions are doing well. One in specific, is thriving. **Nothing** has just given birth to **NothingI**. Shortly afterward, he seems to have stumbled into a massive orgy:

10.7342: Mated with jerrygoss (id 2657301) but conception did not take place  
10.7325: Mated with SukaKhan (id 2583121) but conception did not take place  
10.7298: Mated with chrisjohn (id 2628612) but conception did not take place  
10.7279: Mated with Abby\_sdmb (id 2603971) but conception did not take place  
10.7254: Mated with dusa (id 2604325) but conception did not take place  
10.7225: Mated with Envy (id 2622515) but conception did not take place  
10.7191: Mated with DANGEROUS (id 2626806) but conception did not take place  
10.7171: Mated with gerhard (id 2444208) but conception did not take place  
10.7144: Mated with **abby-sdmb** (id 2625421) but conception did not take place  
10.7129: Mated with Shar (id 2653198) but conception did not take place  
10.7108: Mated with Yalomed (id 2615578) but conception did not take place  
10.7076: Mated with kramp (id 2608761) but conception did not take place  
10.7055: Mated with Enigma (id 2623934) but conception did not take place  
10.7039: Mated with **Abby\_sdmb** (id 2608849) but conception did not take place  
10.7019: Mated with **Abby\_sdmb** (id 2609190) but conception did not take place  
10.6939: Gave birth to NothingI (id 2588728)

(you can see all of **Nothing** ’s events [here](http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/events.exe?id=2542633).)

It’s worth noting that there were multiple creatures all named Abby\_SDMB. Dang, I can only dream about getting in bed with twins… I’ve finally gotten to the point that my simulacrum has more of a life than I do. ☹

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/7 "2002-05-21T03:56:47Z")

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Various of mine have had intimate encounters with various incarnations of **Abby\_SDMB**. They Belong to **AbbySthrnAccent**.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/8 "2002-05-21T08:12:36Z")

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Well the slut gene certainly seems to run in that family.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/9 "2002-05-21T14:23:12Z")

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I created 2 creatures yesterday after reading this, but I have yet to see any sign that norb or venus have been placed in the Technosphere. How long does it usually take?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/10 "2002-05-21T14:37:33Z")

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A day or two after you activate them by responding to the email.

BTW all my herbivores have met very untimely deaths. **Ermintrude** in particular will be sadly missed. :sniff:

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/11 "2002-05-21T15:21:21Z")

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my Cyclopied\_SDMB had a good time with Osiris\_SDMB, but took the morning after pill.

And Syringe\_SDMB was pregnant when BosdaIIII escaped her…how dare it! Sie needed that food. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/12 "2002-05-21T15:42:05Z")

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Actually, Technosphere seems to be ‘hung’ at the moment. I’ve been getting the same ‘year’ reading for a couple of days now.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/13 "2002-05-21T15:52:01Z")

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My little Yax has done quite well for himself, one of his 16+ kills…

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> 10.7137: Eaten all of Ghandi (id 2582916)  
> 10.7079: Killed creature Ghandi (id 2582916)  
> 10.7077: Caught and fighting against Ghandi (id 2582916)  
> 10.7069: Hunting Ghandi (id 2582916)

Of course I doubt that Ghandi could really put up that much of a fight 😃

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/14 "2002-06-08T02:17:47Z")

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Ok they’re mine. I had surgery late last month and in the resulting terror from finding out what I was in for and then going through it, I forgot to tend my flock.

There’s dozen’s of Abby’s out there and I think they’re VERY promiscious! I would ground them if I could, but I don’t think it would help.

Enjoy the ‘practice’! :eek:

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**Author:** ![cagiva650](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cagiva650](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cagiva650)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/technosphere-abby_smdb-puts-out/109961/15 "2002-06-10T02:20:06Z")

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oh shrinking carnivores and wheel rot plague what in the deuces are you talking about?
