# Ted Kennedy is dead

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 26, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-kennedy-is-dead/507746 "2009-08-26T05:39:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-kennedy-is-dead/507746/7 "2009-08-26T06:17:32Z")

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Gone at last to stammer his excuses to the shade of Mary Jo Kopechne just before God sends his ass to roast in eternal hellfire for leaving a young woman to drown.

Disgusting apology for a human being, the world is well rid of this sanctimonious, hypocritical weasel.

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