# Ted Nugent: "Muslim devils should die"

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 2, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198 "2004-10-02T14:27:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![E72521](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@E72521](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E72521)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/81 "2004-10-03T02:24:13Z")

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I would be interested to see if **the nuge** has the balls to go on a USO tour to the ME. He could sing _Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang_ in his caveman outfit, or some other tune fit for killing Muslims to.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/82 "2004-10-03T02:25:05Z")

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One good thing about Ted back in the days( and Gene Simmons also) was that they were anti-drug and proved you could be cool and not take drugs.  
Not many good examples of that in rock&roll.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/83 "2004-10-03T02:35:26Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> One good thing about Ted back in the days( and Gene Simmons also) was that they were anti-drug and proved you could be cool and not take drugs.  
> Not many good examples of that in rock&roll.

Yeah, but Gene wins against Ted because he’s got that tongue thing going for him. 😃

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/84 "2004-10-03T02:43:52Z")

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😛

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/85 "2004-10-03T04:51:34Z")

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> [@presidebt](#):
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> And one serious answer deserves another, I suppose. There’s one fatal flaw in your logic, which is:
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> You fail to account for those discriminating listeners on the left, who will not neccesarily follow mindlessly.

Not quite. Please read my words again. I said: “If 99% of the Hollywood message is liberal, it only stands to reason that \*anyone who decides to listen to it \* will follow the liberal message.” In other words, while not all will be swayed, those who are will be swayed by the message of the left.

And I can see how you might feel the right creates celebrities to be followed, but then to discuss it would be to get into the fact that their genesis and ascention has been due to a backlash from the overwhelming liberal slant and bias that has existed in the mainstream media going back at least into the forties, but for all I know has always existed. In the wake of the Dan Rather fiasco, I saw the former head of CBS’s news department being interviewed on MSNBC. His name escapes me but it could be found easily enough if necessary. But he said in so many words, that the world of journalism is overwhelming liberal and that “that’s just the way the world works in terms of journalism.” And that liberalism comes through, whether intentional or not, and eventually it gave rise to the success of the people you mention.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/86 "2004-10-03T05:06:59Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> One good thing about Ted back in the days( and Gene Simmons also) was that they were anti-drug and proved you could be cool and not take drugs.  
> Not many good examples of that in rock&roll.

Frank Zappa proved that you could be anti-drugs **and** make music that someone over the age of 13 could listen to.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/87 "2004-10-03T05:10:14Z")

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I think Zappa’s brain made its own drugs. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Gest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gest)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/88 "2004-10-03T06:10:34Z")

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> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> Not quite. Please read my words again. I said: “If 99% of the Hollywood message is liberal, it only stands to reason that \*anyone who decides to listen to it \* will follow the liberal message.”

If this statement were true, it would set up a paradox for the observer no? How do you know what this Hollywood message is if you haven’t decided to listen to it? If you had listened to it, you’d be in thrall to the liberal message and, presumably, wouldn’t be spewing this barely coherent garbage now.

Then again, when you get caught out, you come back and claim it was just your sensahuma. Am I not getting your sensahuma again?

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**Author:** ![Lilairen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lilairen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilairen)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/89 "2004-10-03T06:16:28Z")

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The only Hollywood message I’ve picked up is “Yay explosions!”

Perhaps I’m watching the wrong movies.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/90 "2004-10-03T06:21:07Z")

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> [@Gest](#):
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> If this statement were true, it would set up a paradox for the observer no? How do you know what this Hollywood message is if you haven’t decided to listen to it? If you had listened to it, you’d be in thrall to the liberal message and, presumably, wouldn’t be spewing this barely coherent garbage now.

Oh, c’mon. It’s obvious he means “listen” as in “take heed, agree with, follow,” not just “hear.”

> [@Lilairen](#):
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> The only Hollywood message I’ve picked up is “Yay explosions!”
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> Perhaps I’m watching the wrong movies.

Clearly. Hollywood’s message is _obviously_ “Yay boobies!”

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/91 "2004-10-03T06:27:57Z")

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> [@E72521](#):
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> I would be interested to see if **the nuge** has the balls to go on a USO tour to the ME…

He already has, with Toby Keith. Another trip is in the works.

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**Author:** ![Gest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Gest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gest)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/92 "2004-10-03T06:30:00Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Hollywood’s message is _obviously_ “Yay boobies!”

Maybe, “Yay _silicone_ boobies” but most western cinema has a pretty loud booby message.

Hollywood’s primary message is most definitely “Yay explosions and simple, unambiguous resolutions”.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/93 "2004-10-03T06:37:45Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Oh, c’mon. It’s obvious he means “listen” as in “take heed, agree with, follow,” not just “hear.”

Exactly so. Thanks, **Miller**.

(Here we go with that communication thing again, huh, **Miller**? I gotta keep workin’ on that. But, in the words of that wise and brilliant sage, Petey Pablo, “I ain’t quite there yet but I’m gettin’ better at it.” 😉 )

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/94 "2004-10-03T06:50:39Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Clearly. Hollywood’s message is _obviously_ “Yay boobies!”

Which is why we love Hollywood.

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**Author:** ![E72521](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@E72521](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E72521)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/95 "2004-10-03T12:09:08Z")

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> [@Brutus](#):
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> He already has, with Toby Keith. Another trip is in the works.

[He really did grow testes since being a poopy-pants.](http://www.tnkfk.com/sandbox/)As long as he helped our men and women over there have a few hours of fun, I’m happy to eat my words.

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> From Talkback, posted by the Nuge:
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> The American Warriors got the alla pukes on the run BIGTIME my friends!! we jammed in 130+ degrees Fullujah, Taji, Afghanistan, Baghdad, & beyond!! & the firestorm raises maxhell!! & the US soldiers are rockin!! It is without a doubt the most spirit stirring event in my life to see the astonishing strength, stamina, & professional soldier dedication here in the hellzone!! I slept in the Hussain palace lastnite & confirmed that the alla pukes are/were nuthin more than gangbangers gone demonic but are now thwarted by the world’s best fighters!! I am a changed man in that I now have hands on eye witness affirmation that Ive been right all along. The whole world sux but America sux less & now more than ever we must fight for upgrade at home so the heroes do not die in vain!! Salute to Prez GW Bush & the US military machine for freedom!! ya think I was gung ho before, ya aint seen nuthin yet my friends!! My horns hav grown & are sharpened like never before. Godbless America!!

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/96 "2004-10-03T12:42:22Z")

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what a role model for the troops.

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**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/97 "2004-10-03T13:24:13Z")

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Due to the fact that I am a devilish Muslim I have no idea who this Nugent person might be. To me he sounds like the US version of the lunatics who scream that you need to kill all Westerners starting with the the Great Satanists of the USA.

Nothing new in this world, I would say.  
But since I am on his list for elimination I found it useful to become more familiar with this self-declared deadly enemy. Hence I registred on that message board behind the link of the OP.  
Did not get confirmation of my registration yet… Maybe he got already scared to have one Devilish Muslim visiting him in Cyber Space?  
Salaam. A

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/98 "2004-10-03T13:32:35Z")

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If he is going on tour with Toby Keith, that’s good. At least he is doing something now, instead of shitting himself, but I just can’t get loose of the contempt I still feel for him. He and I are about the same age. I was in the same draft lottery. I went to the draft board and induction center, and later on I enlisted on my own. As worried as I was about going to Nam, I did not shit a lot, did not bring disgrace on my family, did not turn my back on everything I had been brought up to believe is right. My father and all my uncles had gone to the World War. They were just regular people, not a single blood thirsty killer among them. So, I did like everyone else I hung out with. I did what was expected. To me, doing anything less would have been a slap in their faces and a mark on the family name. However, there was a huge feeling of relief when I did not have to go to Nam. The difference again is, I didnt try to dodge and then come back later talking shit about kill kill kill.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/99 "2004-10-03T13:37:43Z")

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> [@Aldebaran](#):
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> Due to the fact that I am a devilish Muslim I have no idea who this Nugent person might be. To me he sounds like the US version of the lunatics who scream that you need to kill all Westerners starting with the the Great Satanists of the USA.
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> Nothing new in this world, I would say.  
> But since I am on his list for elimination I found it useful to become more familiar with this self-declared deadly enemy. Hence I registred on that message board behind the link of the OP.  
> Did not get confirmation of my registration yet… Maybe he got already scared to have one Devilish Muslim visiting him in Cyber Space?  
> Salaam. A

Yes, we all have our allotment of idiots for sure. So as an evil Muslim demon, have you formulated a Great Plan For World Domination yet? After all, every super villain has one 😃 Just joking.

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**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-muslim-devils-should-die/267198/100 "2004-10-03T13:45:46Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> So as an evil Muslim demon, have you formulated a Great Plan For World Domination yet? After all, every super villain has one 😃 Just joking.

HA.  
Of course I have.  
Yet being Satan incarnate, I don’t talk about it and of course I don’t lift a finger to undertake action myself. My human slaves are my obedient tools.

Salaam.(do _not_ believe this)  
Aldebaran  
TMA.

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